In: Humor, Shocking, Weird, weird news, WTF
The Procrastination Report: Gull Screeching Championships
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Welcome to the Procrastination Report. I’m your host, Laura Lee, and this short productivity break in your monotonous work day is not endorsed by bosses.
Every so often, whenever I’m on the brink of doing a modicum of actual work, I instead take a sharp turn headfirst into an internet spiral so silly, so specific, so deliciously dumb, it demands documentation.
From German Finger Wrestling to Cicada Pee to Hoaxy Hot Dog-Flavored Water, I’ve served up stupid stories for over a year now, and I’ve done it all FOR YOU.
Sure, you’ve hated every minute of it and are sure to make me aware of your utter contempt and disapproval in the comments section, BUT you can’t deny it…
You were distracted.
Is this useful information? Absolutely not. Is it vital to the human experience? I don’t know… probably not? But who cares? Nothing matters, and we’re all going to die. Just go with it, babyyyy.
So, put your inbox on snooze and use this time as a short break from all that boring work bullshit with a detour down another one of my dumb rabbit holes.
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