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Farts are God’s greatest gift to this world.
It doesn’t matter a person’s race or religion or nationality, if someone lets out a butt gurgler at just the right moment, everyone thinks it’s funny. If you who don’t think farts are funny, then you have what’s called Stick Up Your Ass Syndrome. You need to grab that stick and pull it out. When you do, you’ll probably fart, and then everyone will laugh.
Comedians can spend hours crafting the perfect set-up for a joke. World leaders can spend decades hashing out treaties. Nothing will be as funny and nothing will bring people together quite like a flatulent utterance.
In conclusion, human hydrogen bombs are the key to peace on earth. Thank you.
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