Tomorrow is National Steak and a BJ day, and you’re welcome for the reminder
Admit it — not all deserving Holidays are celebrated equally. For example, I’ll bet my breath you went all-in on Valentine’s Day for your SO, while completely disregarding National Squirrel Appreciation Day. Yeah, that’s right. You chose to nurture a bond that will hopefully last into your old-age over giving Twiggy the Waterskiing Squirrel the credit he was due. Shame on you. Shame on your cow.
The point is, certain holidays fall by the wayside and it’s not fair. That’s why a certain group of forward-thinking people are bringing to light the most important holiday of the year — Steak and a Blowjob Day.