“Great Uncle’s funeral. The vicar was doing his thing, but when he said “our soul”, in his posh-ish accent it sounds just like “arsehole” and it got me. I managed to keep it together the first time, but after the second one I could barely hold it back. It was something like, “our soul is something we should cherish, it defines who we are…” I was stifling laughter to the point of tears, my mum said after she thought I was crying.”
-FuckTheseNewPlastics
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“I was giving a hitting lesson to a 9 year old kid before the pandemic. After the lesson his dad mentioned that when you get older you can get whatever name or nickname printed on your wood bat. The kid asked if he could get “cock sucker” printed on his bat. I had to put my glove over my mouth so he wouldn’t see me laughing!”
-baseballandmusic13