Look, that headline might not make this sound like much, but rest assured there’s just enough extra context in play here that… Well, it’s safe to say that this particular marriage is going to be a smidge tense for the foreseeable future.
This story was spotted on one of the most contentious spots on Reddit, the “Am I The Asshole” (AITA) subreddit where folks tell their stories to try and determine if they’re overreacting or not, and this one’s just surreal by the end: