We’ve all spazzed out and hurt ourselves at some point. Especially when under the influence of alcohol and asshole friends chanting our name. But this woman is possibly the biggest klutz the internet has ever seen — and her unusual tales of injury are something straight out of a slapstick comedy flick.
Lucky for us, she’s also a wide open book, sharing her stories for our enjoyment on reddit under the username TheFlyingPigSquadron.
Her first wacky injury was the result of a shower, long hair, and an irrational fear of spiders.