1 Gorilla Versus 100 Men: Who Would Win? The Internet Fiercly Debates
Could 100 regular, unarmed men defeat 1 full-grown gorilla in a fight? Common sense leans towards no. Science heavily leans towards no. Half the internet screams no. Other parts of the internet, however, lean that “maybe if we all jump him at once?” direction.
Parameters seem to be the sticking point.
Are we talking 100 random dudes plucked from some random tailgate or are these heavyweight UFC fighters? Does either party have a heads up or are they both thrown into the skirmish unaware? Do the men have weapons? Is the gorilla trained in the ways of the blade? Are these men aware the gorilla could bench press a fucking Prius and bite into a coconut like a marshmallow?
By the numbers, it’s looking grim for the fellas. But the memes? The memes are killing regardless. Scroll down to witness the greatest hypothetical smackdown since King Kong vs. a biplane.