So many of us are getting absolutely fucked by the economy right now. No dinner first. No foreplay. Not even a dollop of KY Jelly. Just bend over, bite-the-pillow fucked by the economy.
Layoffs are happening en masse, fueled, of course, by inflation. Or is it a recession now? I never know. All I know is financially speaking, things are equivalent to a dry and aggressive fucking and no one received dinner beforehand.
Many of us are being forced to find more humble means of creating memories with our loved ones. Like this man, who, despite being pressed for cash, still dug into his pockets and took his woman out on Valentine’s Day.
When his date wanted to order something out of his price range, he told her he didn’t have enough money.
Unfortunately, a total fucking asshole social media influencer overheard and decided to make the man’s struggle the centerpiece of his latest rant.