Worried about cracking a fatty with nothing but your swim trunks on?
If you plan on taking your penis to a pool or a beach this summer, you should be. Some of you are saying, “Pssht… I never get unwanted boners. What am I, 13?” But mark my words. Even if you do kegel exercises three times a day, every man runs the risk of creating a right dangle at the wrong time. You’ll be minding your business, soaking up some rays, when suddenly, a busty coed with nearly zero bikini and definitely zero father figures emerges from the water. You feel the 4-inch inseam on your trunks start to tighten. But the pool is 30 yards away. There’s nowhere to run. Nowhere to hide. Nowhere to tuck. What’s a man to do?
Don’t fret. Pornhub is here to do what they do best: take care of your boner. But this time, in a way that’s acceptable in public. The site just whipped out their brand new ‘Bonerless Bathing Suit.’
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