I don’t know when or why humanity decided that the alcoholic tomato beverage was going to be the one drink that we pile all sorts of edible delights on top of, but I’m not exactly complaining.
Sometimes it’s an olive. Other times a sausage. Perhaps a piece of bacon. And every once in a while, your Bloody Mary will arrive to your table wearing an entire rotisserie chicken as a hat.
Don’t freak out. It’s all going to be okay.
Like a frog in a slowly boiling pot of water, here’s a list of progressively more insane Bloody Marys for you to enjoy.
And potentially to inspire your Easter brunch.