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Decorating a house for Halloween is its very own art form.
If you happen to be affluent enough to own a detached house with a yard and a walkway and a front door even, I believe it is your civic duty to outfit it with as many skeletons and dead bodies as possible to celebrate the best season of the year.
And while some people will string up some fake spiderwebs and call it a day, the true artists are the ones who put out decorations so scary that some kids don’t even dare risk getting near them.
Or they’re just funny as hell.
Either way, huge shoutout to those of you who are still participating in the timeless art of Halloweenifying your house. Us apartment-dwellers commend you.