‘Nightmare Before Xmas’: Santacon Pics Proving We’re Too Old for This Sh*t
I’m sure there was a time in my life where I would’ve enjoyed going out with a group of friends, decked to the nines in Santa gear, puking my brains out on the subway ride home.
I’m just not that person anymore. To be honest, day-drinking in a crowd of thousands of college kids, all dressed up as Santa is kind of the last thing I would want to do at my age. That’s literally my nightmare before Christmas.
I thought I’d compile a batch of photos from Santacons past, as a small reminder of how cringeworthy and awful these events truly are. You’re welcome in advance.
