Olga, you spicy shot of vodka, let’s get hitched already (47 Photos)
Let’s just get this out of the way — I’ve been asking Olga to marry me since 2016. Actually, if we’re being honest here, I’ve asked her several times. More times than I care to admit. Like, way more than I care to admit.
Sure, she hasn’t said ‘yes’ yet, but she certainly hasn’t said no. It could be because I’m a soft six and she’s hot enough to make you question whether she was created in a lab alongside Ivan Drago. It could be that.
OR… maybe she was just waiting for the seventh proposal. My little ol’ heart believes in the latter. So whaddya say, Olga? Wanna get hitched?