October 31st
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Today’s the day all you psychopaths get to dress up as your favourite cartoon characters.
It’s been a month of every streaming service shoving gory murder movies down our throats.
Tonight, as you scour the city or neighbourhoods, looking for candy, parties, and people. You are bound to see some weird shit. Just last night I saw Buzz Lightyear walking out of a Wendy’s.
Whatever your Halloween entails, may it be a safe and memorable one! (Even if memorable is sitting at home watching Survivor and saying fuck the “holiday”)
