Tweets So Dumb, They're Genius (Part 9)

Tweets So Dumb, They’re Genius (Part 9)

Chandler 5 hours ago

Slang is so funny

You cooked = great
You are cooked = terrible
— Softboy (@softboywin) June 2, 2026

So it turns out ya’ll enjoy some particularly stupid tweets.

Well that’s perfect for me, because I’ve got a whole stockpile of the damn things.

Here are a few from this week that prove the good folks over on ~~Twitter~~ X haven’t lost that particular brand of stupid-funny.

And check out the previous iterations of this series here:

(Formatting looks a little weird? Just give the tweets a few seconds to populate, plz n thnx)