LIFETIME

$299

Lifetime memberships are a once-in-a-blue-moon offering with special prizes, coins, and events attached. For life.

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The Lifetime Misfit Coin!

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Three Year
$159.99 (for 3 years) All previously mentioned rewards at 37% off monthly price!
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SEND GIFT
$4.16 per month
Annual
$69.69 (per year) Get ads-free access to our content and entrance into Spaceballs 3: The Search for Spaceballs 2 Party Next Year!
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$5.81 per month
monthly
$6.99 (per month) Get ad free access to all of our content and more!
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Member benefits include:
Ads-Free

Prefer to not see ads while visiting theCHIVE? Then get rid of ’em! As a member, all of your ads will disappear. This now includes no longer seeing sponsored posts. You spoke, we listened.

Membership Coins

Lifetime Members also get The Lifetime Misfit Coin! This coin is exclusive to only Lifetime members and includes pours of our rarest WhistlePig Whiskey during HQ Happy Hours. Join the rarest membership level today.

Chivery Discount

We have the softest shirts and coolest merch. As a member, you get 10% off all of your Chivery merchandise purchases!**. Start saving now!

Exclusive Newsletters from John

Want an inside look into the genius (or madness) that is John Resig’s brain? Members receive exclusive newsletter updates from John.

VIP Chive Rare Coin Access

By becoming a Lifetime member, you automatically are added to our CRC VIP Early Access List – getting the chance to purchase our coveted coins before the general public!

*Upgrades*

Already a member? It’s easier than ever to upgrade! The unused pro rata amount of your current membership will be credited towards your lifetime membership price.

**Membership discounts cannot be combined with any other coupon code or offer. If you activate a coupon code at checkout, your Membership discount will no longer apply. All prices in USD. All memberships are subject to theChive Terms of Use . Please allow several days for the lifetime coin email to make it to you, it’s a manual process and we are working on speeding it up! Have any questions or need assistance? We are happy to help! Email help@thechivery.com