Here’s how it went down. A bat-shit-crazy lady jumped over the wall at the Berlin zoo and into the polar bear tank while they were being fed. She swam toward the animals while the trainers tried to distract the four bears. One bear was not so easily distracted and waited for the crazy bitch AKA ‘lunch’ to arrive. The bear mauled the woman’s arms and legs, causing massive injuries before the trainers were able to push the 600 lb. polar bear off her.