This is pure insanity
Taking over the world
Bc we're all immature
theCHIVE community continues to be one of the most generous on the planet. We are consistently humbled by Chivers’ eagerness to give. Here at Chive Charities, people are often asking what else they can do to help beyond just donating to the Chive Fund.
Without giving away too much, we have selected the next Chive Charities recipient and you’re going to be blown away! Before we can move forward, we need an architect in the Los Angeles area who is willing to help us determine the scope of the project. It’s nothing big, just a field trip to the recipient’s house to assess the scope of the donation. If you are an architect willing to help us out, please contact us at email@example.com.
Thank you for continually inspiring us with your relentless generosity!
Chive Charities Team
Whenever The Originals are made available every month or two, it’s always shitshow. And last month’s sale was no different. The obvious solution y’all suggest is to simply make more shirts.
The reason we don’t is simple: When you go out to the bars or a concert on the weekend for example, you’ll likely only see 2-3 people in Chive shirts … and I really like it that way – You get to RAK a beer or two, meet a new Chiver or Chivette, maybe have the best night out with new friends you ever had.
Frankly, I don’t really want to go out and see 20 people wearing KCCO and BFM at a bar, it would kinda’ take the fun out of it, I suppose. I don’t wanna’ try and high five somebody in BFM and tell them to ‘KCCO’ only to have them stare at me like I have a third eye on my forehead because they have no idea what I’m talking about. The fact is, if you are wearing BFM, you got in there in a 10 minute window, braved the server crashes, and scored it. You earned the sumbitch.
That still leaves the shitshow and we’ve come up with a solution to make things better and worse all at the same time. FUN!
By simply signing up for theCHIVERY newsletter today you’re going to get to raid the vault a few hours early. After you sign up, you’ll be emailed a secret link to Keep Calm and BFM at Midnight EST the day before the sale. If you’re awake, you SHOULD have plenty of time to get in there.
The downside is that this will slightly deplete the stock for the big show, making it more of a shitshow. We are capping the amount of shirts that can be raided early though. Again, this could be a terrible idea that I never do again but at least we’re trying to make this a little easier for those paying attention.
Sign up to get Keep Calm and BFM tomorrow at Midnight EST RIGHT HERE.
The big show goes live this Thursday at 3pm EST!
The guys over at 22 Jump Street are ready to see what campus is serious about throwing down. Voting starts NOW so get everyone you know to bring this one home!
If this party is anything like our New Orleans meet up with the cast it’s going to be one for the books.
Click HERE to vote for your campus!