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American fatasses on scooters (15 Photos)

fat scooters lead American fatasses on scooters (15 Photos)

This gallery is from BannedInHollywood, more fatasses here. He also has a great gallery on the top 10 internet butterfaces, just FYI.

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  1. skeeter says:

    Quick BATMAN to the BATCAVE, before they start backing up.

  2. ken says:

    LOUD VOICES!

  3. MontyB says:

    Jesus Christ, How? I’m a big guy, but I’m probably half the weight of the second smallest person up there (that one guy without a shirt was big but tiny next to the others), and I’m ridiculously lazy, seriously I get to the gym once a week, and it’s free and about a block away from my residence, And otherwise do nothing, how do you possibly get that fat? the second you get to the point walking up stairs becomes a sweaty chore, you should either off yourself, or seriously rethink your lifestyle. Then again, I think I got my answer in the pictures, fast food, and not walking.

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  5. pooper says:

    i like cheese

  6. ScaryButTrue says:

    I remember hearing this:

    “Bones are for the dog. Meat is for the man.”

    Either that means fuck-a-fatty or fuck-a-steak…

  7. gabriel says:

    fuck you all fat americans you destroy the world in order to eat, you fat asses.
    i just hope someday america will someday see what a mess it is.

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  10. ErikAnarchy says:

    why don't we butcher these fat fucks and feed them to the starving or malnourished people all over the world

  11. jonno says:

    WOW that is all i have to say

  12. jimmy says:

    how do these people not die of fatness? HOW???

  13. pundit says:

    youre right….youre disgusting in many other ways

  14. ChrisDG74 says:

    I just threw up in my mouth a little bit…

  15. dumdum says:

    that’s retarded.

    nobody’s getting 5 times the food-stamps because they are fat.

    they are choosing low quality calories and processed foods that destroy their body’s metabolic function. they’ve been marketed this crap by private companies for a couple of generations now. people eat what they grew up eating, what’s available in their neighborhoods, and what they can afford.

    processed foods are profitable foods. and because no one in our shit-ass country wants to pay any fucking taxes, public schools have to resort to letting pepsi advertise in homeroom.

    to make it even more pathetic, half of these poor dumbasses will go out and vote republican….

  16. Rusty Shackleford says:

    So George Bush made these people fat?

  17. D says:

    Then by all means, leave and go some place where people pay enough taxes you stupid communist piece of shit! I’m sick of hearing your kinds bleeding heart liberal bullshit! Please fuck off!!!!

  18. HellHathNoFury says:

    Oh, so those two years and seven months I worked at the Bremerton, Washington Department of Social and Health Services, I must have been mistaken! Because there were 92 *at my last count* people who claimed ‘Food addiction’ as a disability. They not only got PAID SSI payments for their ‘debilitating addiction’ and required extra food stamps for it as well! It was bullshit. But the working dads whose wives had left to live with some crack dealer couldn’t get more than $180 for the kids they were raising alone. Thank you for informing me that the cases I worked on every day must have been fake since you say so.

  19. jeffzero says:

    I was going to reply to the idiot that is dumdum, but its pointless. I agree that size matters. I’ve had a little wiener forever, so it doesn’t bother me that much. But, size does matter. And it matters because the bigger people, companies, and countries get, the more apathetic they get about the substance that got them to the highest point in life. With people its exercise and paying attention to what they eat. With companies its slowing down with the times, not spending more than they make, and letting the market take out the ones that can’t sustain their own growth. With countries it is just plain apathy by its citizens. The highest voter turnout in a presidential election (generally the highest election turnouts) was in the 1950′s at 38% of eligible voters. Its never been more than 38%!! That’s pathetic. And it will be apathy that takes down countries. That or our armed forces kicking the shit out of the imbeciles running whatever country we want to own next. But until then, apathy is kicking America’s ass..

  20. slug says:

    Hey, dumdum. Did the folks over at Ace’s place run you off?

    You have it wrong, Rusty. These are the ones who vote for those who will extend welfare benefits to them. “I gots ta have a cheeseburger. Where’s my check?”

  21. D says:

    Only my cock is fat. Don’t tell me you don’t remember bob; I certainly do. Ah, the way you rubbed my semen all over your chest………….

  22. HellHathNoFury says:

    I really hope that wasn’t your attempt at an insult to Bob, seeing as YOU state that you CAME ON HIM

  23. D says:

    Please don’t try and integrate yourself into this one; you’re such a pretty girl. It would really be a bad idea; I can get extremely ugly……….

  24. Blow J says:

    Fuck off D…. Americans will kick the living shit out of you 24/7

  25. Psara says:

    Have you ever been on one of those razer scooters? They’re more exercise than walking!

  26. meestermeester says:

    hahaha pwnd

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