Get me the hell off this sketchball’s lap (20 Photos)

Iranian Santa looks helpful

this made my day

I just knew that when I read the title, there would be a black Santa in the bunch!

They just had to do it….

was that kanye claus?

Not sure which one looks worse….Terrorist Santa #8 or Homeless Santa #9

Hey, kids, don’t ever, under any circumstances, apporoach or talk to strangers. Hey, there’s a guy that loves kids who only gets seasonal jobs and is wearing a disguise! Go sit on his lap and tell him all your deepest secrets. Or else.
I have never made my daughter see a Santa, and parents who force their kids to do so need a good whack.

Those are some ugly kids, seriously.

some of the worst looking santas i’ve ever seen lol.

That is some funny shit.

Santa just isn’t all he’s cracked up to be…

my little girls pic with santa from last year is funny. She reminds me of dude from clockwork orange in it.

Most of these aren’t sketchy at all…

#8 is wrong on so many levels.

as is #13.

#10: Saxophone, speedo, shorts pulled down on his ankles. So many errors in one picture.

But these are some of the best I’ve seen in a while.

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#5 Never gets old. That Santa is so scary that the kids hysteria is totally appropriate.

And the return of “Concentration Camp Santa” (9th down) makes me shake my head. That guy better be dead (or close to it)!

Some of these are godawful; I feel for the kids *and* for the guys in the suits and the fake beards, honestly (except for Andersonville Santa; I don’t get his deal). However, I happen to know a couple of the guys who do this with the real beards and all that, and a) they put up with a LOT from the parents who force their kids to see them (see pic #1; I wouldn’t want to be that guy), and the $ they make is impressive; if you look the part with the beard and the right belly and all that, you can pull in almost ten large for playing Jolly Old Saint Nick at the local malls.

Not bad for having carpet apes pee on your lap and scream in your ear.

Second from the bottom looks like Geingis Kahn (yes i spelled that wrong).

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Ray Charles Santa rocks!