December 15, 2009 |
Author: Leo |
In: Funny

Redneck Harley

Redneck Bass Boat

Redneck Grill

Redneck Horseshoes

Redneck Lawnmower

Redneck Weatherstation

Redneck Pet Carrier

Redneck Gingerbread House

Redneck Palm Pilot

Redneck Powerball Winner

The Above Powerball Winner on Vacation

…and you might be a redneck if…
A little rain doesn’t spoil your fishing..

You need fashion tips from your husband..

You wear a shirt like this for your engagement picture..

And your wedding cake looked like this..

Your doghouse looks like this..

Your pickup looks like this..

You don’t need a lake to do a little skiing..

Or if your wife is quoted in the local paper saying…
Am I the only one who thinks the girl in the engagement picture looks about 13 or 14?
There is a difference between a redneck and a hillbilly! Rednecks are hard working, country (USA) loving, family oriented, and educated! Hillbillies on the other hand … well … I’m just sayin’…
HellHathNo Fury, You’re hot, wanna hook up in Cali?
You know you’re a “redneck if you date you sister” or cousin or aunt.
You know you’re a “redneck if you write your girlfriends name on the local water tower”
Jeff Foxworthy…funny man.
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