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You brushing off my wife? (5 Photos)

December 18, 2009 | In: Uncategorized

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AWESOME. Chuck Norris does everything right.
Andrew

chuck norris can sneeze with his eyes wide open
Roland Emmerich Rocks

If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
LIMITED COGNITION

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
HellHathNoFury

Chuck Norris is so deadly, even saying his name is fata……*dies*

HellHathNoFury

…and yet you always troll them to find me, read me, and respond to me.

HellHathNoFury

Can’t miss the fact that you used an already-tired joke as your username. cheetah Woods? You mean Tig…ooohh I get it, because he…he cheated…and that sounds like cheetah, and it’s funny because his name is Tiger, and they’re both predatory cats! Hahhaa!!!!
xclusive02

why does this website always turn into a pissing contest. Do you really have nothing better then to come on here and tell HHNF to shut up. She’s been on the website for awhile, and I would say most of us enjoy the qwerky comments that are posted by her and others. But coming on here to insult people, that’s a new low. I think it’s my age that makes me wonder what really goes on in a persons head. Maybe you are a pathetic soul, and maybe you have a serious mental illness and you can’t help it, either way, I feel sorry for your life. So keep Chivin people, thanks for making the website interesting.

Octantis

Does this type genre of pictures have a name? I love how a story can be told with a single look. I want to find more but don’t know what they are to search for them.
Gillette

Chuck Norris is the best a man can get
yeahsure

chuck norris has a stupid looking head
xclusive02

Behind Chuck Norris’ beard is no chin. Just a third fist.
Edgardo Berraz

This pic sequence about the brushing off and Obama revenge,is directly genial,it’s the best that I can see in lately times.John,you are a genius.

big dog

You are all wrong, thats not whats happening in that picture at all. In Italy men very seldom shake hands with any body, they prefer to kiss on the cheeks, both of them. Thats their way of saying, “give me a kiss”. That jesture is not a brush off. As a matter of fact, they greet the same way in a lot of Countries, some Germans do it as well.

One Sick Puppy

Leave it to someone to analyze and break down the post and state how it’s wrong. It’s supposed to be funny…that’s all.

Next I suppose you are going to tell us how it’s racist? Go ahead…..

FUCK YOU :)

You do know this thing is about Chuck Norris and not you, better apologies before he pops out in your dream…
copy

chive didnt make this

Elevator talk

Love reading the comments here, it feels just like home when the neighbours are on the elevator together waiting until their floor arrives… Chuck Norriss is usually the safest shared topic of disscusions.. after that the weather, and Obama…LOL
Whistle Blower

Stolen from StandardMadness.com, the site that fp’d it on Digg.

oracle

you must be new here, whistle blower. let me introduce you to the chive, where nobody gives a fucking shit.

Dude

Chuck Norris is a queer.
papasmurf

ok thats it , Im going back to my lil cottage in the woods to play with smurfette !
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