• StatchMan

    The squirrel didn't die son, he was in rehab with me last month. He just can't kick the oxy.

    • mook

      Not your son fuck stick. Use your hip jive on someone who cares. Oxy was 2008 douche.

      • Joe

        You mad bro?

      • James

        Why you got to be an ass douche?

  • Takamata

    if you put the end of kid cudi’s pursuit of happiness with this video, it’s so funny! hahahaha

  • mook

    Really funny, until it dies because squirrels can’t process booze well. Let alone fermented pumpkin. Die squirrel die…

  • HellHathNoFury

    That is horrible. And funny. Horribly funny.

  • slutifer

    That tree is fucking HIGH!

  • MichaelGS

    strangely, thats how i look when i try climb trees drunk (and in a squirrel costume)… they are learning our ways so they can take over as the dominant species. we have to make the pre-emptive strike now, before its too late!

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  • Caitlin

    that makes me sad. it doesn’t make me laugh.. =(

    • mook

      Go eat a gun.

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