These Captain Planets can only save their virginity (22 photos)

  • Anonymous

    Dare I say it???? Nah I won’t

  • Equalizer

    Looks like Papa Smurf to me…

  • IceBerg

    Well, they didn’t put up my Captain Planet pic so I guess it must have been good.

  • Mustafa_Beer

    # 5’s
    feild !!!!

  • Josh

    Could #6 have a bigger head? dizzzzam!

  • HellHathNoFury

    The theme song is forever ruined.

    • Floopa_Joopa

      Not only that, but it looks as though #22 painted a Patrick Swayze mask.

  • ozzie

    He’s our hero..gonna take virginity down to zero!


      *Way above zero.

  • drinkinguy

    looks like i may have to leave the planet if these are the captains.

  • Anonymous


  • You're Welcome

    Did no one notice that #2 is Al Gore? Shop? Probably.

    • Barbie

      What an awoseme way to explain this—now I know everything!

  • Anonymous

    # 16 looks like hes holding a knife lol

  • Daniel

    I think #19 crapped in her pants!

  • Anonymous

    #5 looks like without the blue makeup and belly shirt..could be hot, maybe its just me?

  • effemel

    the little girl in #14 looks terrified

    • MichaelGS

      thats because she’s part of the upcoming Captain Planet / Halloween crossover story arc.

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  • Bongo

    17 is MacGyver planet

  • pookie

    #15… winner winner chicken dinner


    Is there such a thing as a good captian planet costume???

  • Lavigne

    This artcile keeps it real, no doubt.

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  • Alex

    Why is #6's head so HUGE?!

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