please tell me you are lying, I want proof. I was about to begin a trek around the world to find this girl. IF she’s post op, I might just say whatever, look at those hips, damn!
HOLY SHIT…# 14 is my cousin Diamata….and yes….I will burn in hell for eternity with the charge of incest if I ever get her drunk enough…..,<—– NOT JOKING.
Not that I’m faulting you for it, or disagreeing with you in any way – I’d do it too – but since her picture is up here, there’s a good chance that she’s a Chiver … and so unless you’ve got a HUGE family, she’s gonna figure out who you are right quick.
So, yeah, there’s horror movies that start out this way. But there’s also pornos … so, good luck.
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I stayed up all night just so i could be first. Really, I did.
I so wish I could be you right now. Too bad my life is interfering.
I thought I was bad.
Congrats anyways.
don’t worry, you all suck ;P i kid, i kid
If 14′s wrong, I don’t want to be right.
i see nothing wrong with 14 except for some sexy ass tan lines
14 is a dude!
NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
pics or it didn’t happen.
But but..
Oh who cares anyway?
If you come across a dude with a body like that, you run like hell and find me…pronto.
please tell me you are lying, I want proof. I was about to begin a trek around the world to find this girl. IF she’s post op, I might just say whatever, look at those hips, damn!
Laadam, You are gay!!
that poor turtles in #12
if the F stands for ‘Fat girl’ id say number 10 has got that one down to a T
For all of you wondering what's wrong with 14, she was attending a 'How Not To Look Like A Mid-90's Jersey Shore Hooker' convention and she failed.
That sounds like jealous fatty talk.
Toilet-grill is bad ass! I totally need one.
Bet the food tastes like shit….
I didn’t see nothing wrong with #14, whats wrong with 14, am I missing something?
HOLY SHIT…# 14 is my cousin Diamata….and yes….I will burn in hell for eternity with the charge of incest if I ever get her drunk enough…..,<—– NOT JOKING.
Not that I’m faulting you for it, or disagreeing with you in any way – I’d do it too – but since her picture is up here, there’s a good chance that she’s a Chiver … and so unless you’ve got a HUGE family, she’s gonna figure out who you are right quick.
So, yeah, there’s horror movies that start out this way. But there’s also pornos … so, good luck.
The Chive rules!!!!
#17…could work if you got good balance, but I wouldn’t try it at home.
#17 are polio skates?
I could have lived my whole life with out seeing #10…
I could have lived my whole life with out seeing #13…
Really not seeing anything wrong with 14
FAT GIRL to the rescue!
10 could be doin it right? if yano the ‘f’ stood for ‘fat’ or ‘flab’… or ‘folds’
just definitely not ‘fit’ is all
#1 reminds me of Krusty’s Kristmas Klassic
I know I’m gonna sound like a nerd here, (but whatever) actually it was “Krusty’s Komedy Klassic”. But yeah, I was thinking the same thing!
if # is a dude i’d still hit it….and prolly suck it’s dick.
He/she, whatever it might be, needs to eat a sandwich
#16 What Burger King really uses to cook their burgers.
#14 is soooooo right.
yeah, what the hell is wrong with 14??
I think #14 is being mistaken for something else
#10: "F" is for FAT
#16: Ever got so scared that you shat coal?