Sad Keanu Reeves gets ‘shopped (33 Photos)

  • Keanu

    I wasn't sad. That was the best tuna sandwich I have ever eaten.

    • Guest


  • Mattythegooch


    • Ron

      Weak indeed but what’s even worse is that this thread was lifted from another site.

      • Reddit

        Come to Chive to see what was on Reddit yesterday.

  • mike

    Epic….truly epic!

    • romperstomper

      Lets all stop using the word epic because in every since it never is

  • stafferty

    Now if we could only photoshop him out of Devil’s Advocate. That should have been such a great movie. Damn you Keanu!!! Damn you!!!

  • Matt

    Hate on Keanu if you want but he pulled in a cool $260 million dollars just for playing NEO. He’s the MAN!

    • Hubble

      Yeah, and he didn’t even have to put two sentences together. (in the original, at least)

  • nelly02

    some great ones here, well done!

  • Equalizer

    I can’t believe you have 2 millions visits for this…

  • Cydonia

    My dog died but this post cheered me up a lot. Thank you Chive!

  • Anonymous

    These are such downers. 😦

  • Anonymous

    aside from #35, this is so stupid.

  • Anonymous

    lol, poor guy

  • Vihni

    I mean i hate Keanu because he’s so terrible at everything he does but this makes me feel sad for him.
    #7 (the friend one) is so funny.

  • Anonymous

    you dumbasses, what’s the point of making fun of someone for looking sad? fucking sadist morons.

  • Anonymous

    wow some of these were decent but most were suuuppppeerr shittty

  • jenny

    put him back in the matrix he can be happy there

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  • fasterthanu

    14 IS EPIC WIN

  • dragontamer363


    Love it. Poor Keanu, contemplating his nachos or whatever.
    The internet rocks – it’s like primary/secondary school fads all over again. these things pop out of nowhere, make no damn sense, and yet are full of awesome.

  • Nicnac

    #28 (in the voice of movie trailer dude)


  • doo dah doo doo

    sorry you finished your sandwich, keanu, but i just saved a bunch of money on car insurance by switching to geico

  • Razi


    We all know Keanu Reeves through his acting career: he mostly plays the cool and stoic hero in works such as The Matrix, Johnny Mnemonic, Speed, and Constantine. But behind the cool name (Keanu means, “the coldness” in Hawaiian), cool shades, and the deadpan “Whoa…” lies a man with a very tragic past.
    His father, Samuel Nowlin Reeves Jr., abandoned him and his mother when he was 3, and has never reconnected with him since. His mother, Patricia Bond, became a costume designer and showgirl who constantly remarried and divorced a string of 3 stepfathers for Keanu, and they were always moving. Because of that, he went to different high schools. He had a key interest in hockey (was MVP of his hockey team, named “The Wall”), but his dream of playing in the Olympics ended after an injury. Afterwards, he dropped out of high school to become an actor, thus starting his career. He never obtained a high school diploma.
    Keanu has never married and avoids most relationships. In 1999, Reeves’ girlfriend Jennifer Syme gave birth to a daughter, Ava Archer Syme-Reeves, but she was stillborn. Two years later, Syme herself got into a fatal automobile accident. His close best friend, River Phoenix, died due to drug overdose one Halloween morning.
    In his career, Keanu turns down big roles if he believes the character he would portray is too violent. He took a 90 percent pay cut on The Replacements just so that Gene Hackman could be cast. Previously, he had deferred 2 million of his salary so that Al Pacino could be cast on The Devil’s Advocate. Even then, he gives most of his earnings to charity and the backstage crew/people who help on the set.
    Currently, Keanu’s best friend is his sister, Kim Reeves, who has been diagnosed with leukemia. His remaining money probably pays for her medical bills, and he plays the guitar for a small band to further get finance.
    Memorable Quotes

    Keanu Reeve’s memorable quotes are as follows:
    “I’m a meathead, man. You’ve got smart people, and you’ve got dumb people. I just happen to be dumb.”
    “I’m sorry my existence is not very noble or sublime.”

    • CunningLinguist

      so…..your sayin’ hes got some baggage, huh…….

  • Kat

    I just don’t understand why everything that has ever happened to him is being brought up because of the way he sat on a park bench eating one day in his life. It’s really kind of ridiculous. He actually looks tired to me much more than sad. Most people if you knew their life story would have quite a few sad things in their lives. On the bright side this picture inspired a lot of people to tell nice stories about him, which is nice for a famous actor. I imagine they are used to crazy made up stories, so nice things that they did in the past being publicized might be a refreshing change. It’ s always nice to see good news traveling as fast as erroneous or bad news.

  • Anonymous

    I met Keanu once, he’s a really shy guy but he was super nice.

    • grazie

      I would like to say "thank you" to him. ..but how?

  • Anonymous

    Funniest shit ever!

  • Anonymous

    Wow, these really sucked. What a boring post. The Chive grows larger and gets lazier, I remember when you used to post your own content, not just rip other sites all day.

    • Ron


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