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    John! What’re you doing chiving on a Saturday?!? And thanks…now I want a cookie or to be a puppet…not good for my exercise regimen either way…lol 😛

    • Hittin' it

      I laughed so hard milk came out my nose, and I wasn’t even drinking milk at the time!

    • HellHathNoFury

      Well, we can pretend you’re a puppet and I can stick…nevermind.

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        No no, Please. Go on……….

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          No no…let’s not go on and just pretend we did when we’re playing drinking games on Thursday okay? 😀 🙂

  • muscledrifter

    i cant even fathom the eternal happiness he is experiencing…. but i can imagine its rouhgly the same as me receiving a free lifetime of porn….

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      Cookie monster will stab you in the face with a kitchen knife 🙂

  • dt520

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