Guess what? Chive have created the very best of reasons NOT to visit a website!!!
They now host not just one irritating advert with voice-over but THREE on the same page so you now have to find ALL THREE to turn them off!!! Either they are just plane greedy for revenue that they don't bother to check out what they're hosting or they really just want to piss off their readers!!
What a great reason to un-bookmark a site!
Here's a tip:
Get firefox, and then, in the addons page, look for adblock plus. Install it on firefox, come back here, and there will be absolutely no ads.
This was semi-funny until the writer injected his own lame-ass religious views.
"Nonexistent figment of your imagination.." yeah buddy, lick my sack.
I really don't care if you believe in God or not, but when you openly refer to my faith as if it were a delusion then I will defend it.
I think the chive is equal opportunity, really. They don't hold back on anybody or any group so why shy away from religious stuff? I thought it was funny as hell
What faith of yours did the writer refer to? and "lick my sack"? is that godly?
Thats three questions, you can answer all three by answering just one, but you gotta pick the right one.
Before we get to business, let me just say: This is funny. It could of been better though, if John did not interject his religious opinions into the strip, though. It does not matter if you are a believer or not, I think anyone who inserts their opinion (minority or not) that you disagree with, is a little awkward.
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LOL
FIRST!
First fail!
I'm sure it wasn't his first.
lmao
Off to ride my jet ski lion into the sunset
lame
LOL
no one is first when morgan freeman's god.
Guess what? Chive have created the very best of reasons NOT to visit a website!!!
They now host not just one irritating advert with voice-over but THREE on the same page so you now have to find ALL THREE to turn them off!!! Either they are just plane greedy for revenue that they don't bother to check out what they're hosting or they really just want to piss off their readers!!
What a great reason to un-bookmark a site!
Here's a tip:
Get firefox, and then, in the addons page, look for adblock plus. Install it on firefox, come back here, and there will be absolutely no ads.
give me a break..
I have an idea – leave and don't come back. Nobody's forcing you to go to the Chive. have a nice day
lol….i have a feeling we will still be seeing planesmith here at the chive!!!!
How does using mute sound?
A bit quiet.
ADblock + is hard to download.
it was THIS big…
This may be the most retarded post I've seen yet.
This was semi-funny until the writer injected his own lame-ass religious views.
"Nonexistent figment of your imagination.." yeah buddy, lick my sack.
I really don't care if you believe in God or not, but when you openly refer to my faith as if it were a delusion then I will defend it.
By the way, the God I believe in created boobs.
And MY God created motor boating.
Everybody believes their god created boobs. But yours told you not to touch them.
is your delusional ass done ranting?!?
I think the chive is equal opportunity, really. They don't hold back on anybody or any group so why shy away from religious stuff? I thought it was funny as hell
What faith of yours did the writer refer to? and "lick my sack"? is that godly?
Thats three questions, you can answer all three by answering just one, but you gotta pick the right one.
Who died and made you God?
Do you realize that your name spelled backwards is "God Pot?"
best pot ever!
I don't always play God, but when I do, I play Morgan Freeman.
And your spelled backwards is "gnilretsbor", whats your point?
There Can Only Be One…..
rofl uneducated kid is mad
This is good but a video form would be better
/worst joke ever:
If God is Love, and Love is blind, and Stevie Wonder is blind, then Morgan Freeman plays the piano.
my brain hurted with that one o.0
umm… no
You're so insightful. You clearly have me beat.
That is funny!!!! Haaaaaaahahahaha!!!
Id like to nominate Morgan Freeman for GOD…..he has an academy award and he makes all of Batmans cool toys….Thats a win in my book
Before we get to business, let me just say: This is funny. It could of been better though, if John did not interject his religious opinions into the strip, though. It does not matter if you are a believer or not, I think anyone who inserts their opinion (minority or not) that you disagree with, is a little awkward.
i'm sending that to morgan freeman…if a lot of others will also do, he may does this sketch
[...] Posted: July 23, 2010 by robertpeckerman in Lolz 0 Morgan Freeman doubles as the Old Spice guy. Not a video, but well done [...]
The sad thing is, I keep hearing his voice saying it in my head ><
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