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Pretty sure the raccoons in #19 are dead & stuffed…
I know it's true, but it makes me sad.
I'm pretty sure the jugs in #26 are dead and stuffed as well.
Really what makes you think that? The fact that they are calmly rowing a mini canoe on a table? They are just special trained raccoons.
#17 is a baby ??????
Its a baby chocobo.
is that Obama in #18?? Pretty sure it is
Is yo mama a stupid whore? Pretty sure she is. just look at that hat on that elongated horse face.
No…but your mom is a stupid whore. You have a lot of nerve talking sh*t about the way people look, when you don't have the balls to post your real picture. So…lets see it. Post your picture if you're a real man. I'll wait.
By the way…if the real D. Nozzle wanted his comeback he'd wipe it off your mom's chin.
well played my friend. well played.
whatever. The real D Nozzle and Pussy Stink McGee are the same person!
No, I am not clever enough to break out with a come back like that. But thanks for thinking so highly of me.
Wow, that's my pic. Thanks for the juvenile insult, asshat. That's my offspring's hat, by the way, and it is awesome.
Wow…you're an idiot. You're saying that black people look like monkeys. Now that I know what you look like if I ever see your racist face in my neighborhood, I'll be sure to slap the shit out of it.
Actually…I said Obama looked like a monkey. I said nothing about black people looking like monkeys. You just said that, idiot. Way to go. Talk about stupid.
were all evolved monkeys…so everyone shutup!
the stoner speaks the truth.
And what is it that makes Obama favor a monkey exactly??…..whether racists or not you should know that those type of comments aren't welcomed here….better luck next time.
I think it's great when uneducated people can't win an argument, so the first thing out of their mouth is, "racist!". The little asumption you made when I called Obama a monkey, and you just assumed I was talking about ALL black people, just proves my point. You are the racist that said all black people look like monkeys. You're not fooling anyone, dumbass.
No, I am pretty sure he fooled me. I still believe you are the racist and he was just calling you out. But what else can you expect from someone who is smart enough to not put his picture on a website and then start making racist comments?
You should really refrain from impersonating females that are far more intelligent than yourself.
**Arms up in victorious position at the reaction achieved from a horse faced racist.**————————–>
omg…you are so gay. Yay for you, loser!
now you gotta get all homophobe on it too? damn kid, you got problems.
fuk the imigrants too! There…I think that about covers all of the people that I could possibly offend!
What about retards? You didn't say anything disparaging about retards yet.
That would be self-deprecating.
Fuck the gay, immigrant black retards! There…I said it!
Now you're just backpedaling and trying to make it look like this was all a game to offend people. nice try. oh, and for such an educated person you appear to be unable to spell "fuck." See what I did there? I put a "c" before the "k".
she could use another m in "imigrants"….i don't think she knows what the red squiggly line under her words mean.
I backpeddled on your mom last night.
You sound like a prick, so you'll likely die alone.
Whoa, I'm not horse-faced, that idiot just copied my horse-faced picture.
I used to not like you. Now I think I am in love.
Oh, joy. I seem to have that effect on douchenozzles. Seems I'll have to start carrying a bow.
you're welcome. you can borrow my self-tanner if you'd like. I only share it with people I like.
Who the hell are you, stealing my avatar? Get a life and stop impersonating girls, douche.
you suck. that is all.
Kinda proud of your racism huh?
I hope all the bad things in life happen to you and noone else.
"all bad things'…wow, way to throw down, Scott! You really know how to bring it!
someone's not fuckin' around!
all bad things, huh? Yeah….nice. Well…you're a poop head! Ohhhhh…such trash talkin!
poop head?!? automatic disqualification!!!!
d. nozzle wins this round!!
That was the point 420. It was supposed to sound stupid. lol
Save for the fact that comment didn't stand out from the rest in lack of intelligence, good job.
LOLOL…YES!! WIN!!! i was trying to find the same words but could not put it as eloquently as you!
Probably due to the fact that your brain cells are clogged with resin! lmao
You're one to talk about intelligence. See….two different sentences are supposed to be seperated by a period, not a comma. Awesome job!
Seeing as it was a continuous sentence, you're wrong. You're just getting smarter and smarter now, aren't you?
HOORAY! VICTORY LAP!
Do ya'll need a room or something?
Yes, 8×10, one chair, one light bulb, one length of rope and one pair of needle -nose pliers.
Thank you Double D pug.
pugs are the bestest
Pretty sure I still hate number 15, let me check. yup, hate number 15.
Oh, and yo mama above. What is that on your head ugly one?
Hey Chivers,
In the past few weeks, there was a picture of a puppy standing up and looking all tough and ready. Had his game face on. But cute as all get out, because he had nothing to back up the tough guy look. Very funny.
And now I can't find it anywhere. Searched Chive "animals" for the past month. The other major photo site, too. Does anyone else remember it, and know where it is?
This isn't as fun as searching the country for a hot girl's name (Hi, Lindsey!), but help will be appreciated.
Jenny
I saved that photo, it's my wallpaper now on my phone. I can't remember where it was posted though…sorry!
Found it! http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/rando....
July 23 Daily Randomness.
Game face puppy! Should be a motivational poster.
Found it! July 23 Random pictures.
Game Face Puppy should be on a motivational poster.
#18 – o hai!
WTF #17!?!? When did the Dodo bird come back from extinction!?!?
Let's clear something up, here. 'Yo Mama' is not me. Same Sarah Jessica Parker horseface, but it isn't me. If I were to pretend to be someone else, it would be someone decidedly more attractive.
Cute animals, by the way. except the chicken-hawk thing. Nightmares abound.
Not the same "horseface". I think you're beautiful!
you gonna wipe that shit off your nose now?
bahahaha…i see what you did thar
I'm sure. That's why you've used my graven image to publicly act like a raving asshat. That's precisely how to show your respect for someone. I don't have anything for you to suck on, so please don't try.
imitation is the sincerest form of flattery
Imitation is the surest sign of insecure passive-aggressiveness.
And the shame of crabmeat everywhere.
I don't think you had to clarify HHNF. Yo mama obviously couldn't pretend to be you after one post. Just another loser trying to make someone else look bad… And doing a poor job of it at that.
And this is why you're my fwen. /cheese
Mendez….let's see your greencard! Where's ICE when you need them!?!?
that's enough, yo mama
I wish you were at least articulate and funny so we could at least feign amusement.
Meh…..everyone's laughing on the inside.
I think I'm gonna pop on over to some other WordPress sites and make some comments. See you later, I'm sure.
dont come back ya hear?!?
Oh…I'll be back. You can count on it. hehe
(Actually, I've made posts on this thread as 3 different people….bet you can't guess which ones!) :p
I'm pretty sure it was the 3 with no lives and not much else better to do….now what do i win?
yeah…right. I have more of a life than some dumbass who uses a reference to smoking weed in his username. lol Still stuck in your highschool years I see….Time to grow up now.
….so sayeth the guy impersonating a female of superior class, intelligence and popularity, if I do say so myself. Your trolling has been quite effective, at least you've had conversation with a few other human beings today. Go on, brag to your cat.
My trolling has been more than "quite" effective. Look at the number of comments on this mediocre thread. It's up over 70 and it's only been up for a few hours. I say my trolling has been an unprecedented triumph of colossal magnitude!
My trolling has far surpassed yours on numerous occasions. You have much to learn, young grasshopper.
I'am pretty sure all three of em are assholes.
#5 Is my favorite
Makes me wanna send in some pics of my dog… The adorable little rat that he is…
After reading the previous posts i forgot what i was gonna write…..Herp
go on now……GET!
#2 Awwwww.
#16 Why is that dog tap-dancing?
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