To serve and procrastinate (24 Photos)

  • tommybhoy

    Best human shields??? Everyone hide behind that cop when the bullets start flying

  • queen b

    how does this happen? i dont get it… is it union protection?

    • hitman219

      Yes it is. When I moved to Montana I remember the police trying to strike while negotiating their new contract. The beef with the contract was not the pay or the bennies, it was the physical fitness requirements! That's right folks they wanted ALL physical fitness requirements removed from their contracts. They got their way now it's funny to see all the criminals that get away because the fat asses can't catch anyone!

      • Red45

        If we can blame unions for people eating too much, then we can probably blame unions for other entirely unrelated negative human behaviors like shifting the blame from where it belongs—on the individual pumping food down their throats.

    • Red45

      police forces with low standards who don't understand the importance of fitness until one of them falls down and can't get back up

  • bill

    doesnt matter how fat they are, you cant outrun a bullet.

    • @rte148

      or a Motorola

      • uberbrie

        Or an Ice Cream Truck

    • The real D. Nozzle

      Like their penises, I doubt they can reach their guns.

    • Krunchy

      I think they ate their bullets… gun, magazines, tazer, etc.

    • vince

      Gotta be able to get your fat finger inside the trigger guard…

  • Cade


    • HellHath NoFury

      Muahaha, foiled again by my lame comments! My work here is done.
      *swoops cape over face, trips over roof ledge*

      • Jay

        You are not funny. STOP!

        • Joeyk

          I thought that was pretty funny, relax guy dont be a hater

        • Urmom

          yep, that guy pwnd you just pretty hard.

        • HellHath NoFury

          Dude, stop obsessing. You haven't told anyone else how unfunny they are. Weirdo.

  • Cade

    Not one of the funniest posts, but i lold at fat cops

  • HellHath NoFury

    This just has to be against some kind of public indecency law.

  • fhlip0

    Hehe i said to myself after the second or third pic, "oh this is just a big ass cop thread" then lol'd at myself :p

    • Whioot

      Laughed out loud at yourself? Why? Are you a fat pig as well?

  • dw55

    they should make an ADU ( Anti Donuts Unit ) that would be more useful xD Just imagine a show about that BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA did u eat donuts officer ??????/

    • Da Cuntstabber

      I'd watch it

  • Crystal

    I like cops and I have the utmost respect for them – but these guys are just discrediting the hard work that other cops do. They're making a joke out of the job. How can anyone take the police force seriously if you have cops on the verge of having a cardiovascular event, if they haven't already???? Something really needs to be done about this – cops need to be fit. Otherwise they're kinda just symbolic, not functional.

    Plus fit guys in uniform are hot.

    • krisb

      I agree with what you say. However, just recently here in Cleveland, a 30 yr old officer had a heart attack while chasing a thug. All the pics I saw of him, he looked very fit and I hear he had no previous health issues. Just goes to show you never know…..

    • ACC

      "Cardiovascular event" hahaha

      • kgkugh

        NEVER respect cops. they don't deserve an ounce of it. pigs.

        • Da Cuntstabber

          I agree. Fuck 'em :@

  • Mustafa_Beer

    I'm thinking that the 200+ lb cop has a better chance of breaking down a door to save someone. Now as far as the grease from the turkey leg….

  • MigraineBoy

    I don't know if they have enough reach to hold their gun with both hands!

  • chrisdg74

    #24 – Is she working security at a Renaissance fair?

    Seriously though. If you suffer from "Dunlap Disease"(where your gut has done lapped over your belt), you should not be a police officer. How can you chase down a criminal if you're wheezing after running 10 feet? Those Segways won't cut it, either.

  • blue zoo

    pic 24 that's just…disgusting

  • Stephanie

    …. doughnuts

  • the real McCoy

    and they wonder why they're called pigs

  • Christophe Courtin

    Bad boys!
    Bad boys!
    whatya gonna do?
    whatya gonna do when they waddle toward you?

    • Sarah-Anne C Hazeu

      lmfao thats grand 🙂

  • Zoey

    It's amazing that some law enforcement agencies have such high standards for getting in, but nothing to check fitness of people after they are in.

    • chrisdg74

      Just like driving. (At least in Ohio), you only take an actual, on the road DRIVING test when you're 16 and first get your license. After that, as long as you can pass the vision test(with glasses, contacts, telescope, braile, or whatever assistance you need), it gets renewed. I personally think, you should have to take a driving test every time you renew after your 60th birthday.

    • HellHath NoFury

      Just like getting married.

    • Greg

      Agreed. It should be mandatory that they stay fit.

  • theseatoachisel

    I hope they know that the zombies will be getting them first.

    • chrisdg74

      Well, they do have guns. Even though they have all flunked rule #1(cardio), since they are armed, maybe they can use rule #2 to their advantage(double-tap).

      • Dormin

        Zombieland sucks

  • MiPo_TheGoaT

    Whatcha gonna do brutha when the FUPA Police run WIILLLLDD OOONNN YOOOUUU?!?!?!?!?

  • deumass

    Fat people are stupid and lazy. Cops or not. Americans treating this like some disease that we should feel sorry for, is idiotic.

    there needs to be a cultural change of perception…to reality…FAT PEOPLE ARE STUPID AND LAZY.

    • FatMasturbator

      You misspelled dumb ass. Deumass? Quit being stupid and lazy.

    • kikiklass

      I agree about the lazy part, but I take exception with the stupid. How does fat = stupid?

    • Jane Doe

      Too bad stupidity is something people try to pass off as a disease too. People wanna talk smack about somebody based on what they think they know. *smh* I feel sorry for you.

    • purpledragonfly

      You call them lazy, but here you sit on your computer, talking about a subject you know nothing about.

  • Jeff74

    Less calories, more exercise… Dear god, need to get away from these guys, just throw a candy bar over your shoulder as you run away.

    There is indeed a need for cultural change. Bring back the competitive spirit. Saying this is ok is just sick… Obesity is a serious health issue, and is most commonly brought on by laziness and lack of self control.

  • Gandalf..

    #1 – Shud i eat it for snack or for dessert…?

  • Beldar

    I am sure all these cops shoot first and ask questions later. There's no way they're chasing anybody down.

    And if they do chase someone, I picture them getting in a sumo stance before taking off.

    • Gandalf..

      Yep infact according to recent study, the chances of gettin shot by a fat cop is 60% more than a thin cop..

  • Gandalf..

    I feel bad for them.Some of em havent seen ''Mr Happy'' for so long…;)

    • P-90

      Hey I resemble that remark. I stand in front of a mirror to see mine.

      • Gandalf..

        haha good one..!

        • Underhill

          Can they reach Mr. Happy??

  • Brandon

    Good to know in some cities you stand a chance to outrun the cops in a foot race. Especially since some of these ones are so fat, they probably won't be able to find their gun in all their folds when the times comes.

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