Note to self: don’t park my bike when I’m blackout drunk (20 Photos)

First, suckas!

was this funny?

i forget

16 is on a chairlift at a mtb park. i put my downhill bike on stuff like that all the time.

Most of these are thieves' attempts to steal bikes- not drunken episodes of bike lock-downs. And, yes, they all suck. A post like this should be on thefairy, I mean theberry.

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#6 that bull is in Grand Junction Colorado I think. I've seen folks passed out under him more than once. Gotta love a college town.

#9 FTW!

#20 how the hell did it get up there? the others at least you see ropes tied to it

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The bike on the ski lift is because someone wants to go Downhill Mountain Biking.

#16 is at Park City Mountain Resort in Park City, Utah. During the summer bike racks are mounted on the Payday lift and Town lift. That one is Town lift. Spent a summer working that damn chair now i get to load my bike up and appreciate it.

this is a great post… I have my mtn. bike, 2 road bikes, and a goin-to-the-store-don't-give-a-shit-about-bike that I paid $10 for. Steal my car (it's insured), but don't fuck with my bikes.

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good stuff !!