Send us your pics and theCHIVE’ll guess how you lost your virginity (50 Pics. Session Closed!)

Hey Chivers,
You're bored off your ass at work right now so let's have a little fun. Get a photo of yourself (be creative), and send it to theCHIVE using our handy-dandy upload page or just use thechivesubmit [at] gmail [dot] com. Bob and I are standing by to field you emails and guess how you lost your virginity. So let's have some fun, get a movin'. Do it for your country.

UPDATE: *Session Closed* Thanks to all the Chivers for participating. We had a blast. Check back next week. Same bat time, same bat channel.

Chive On!
John n' Bob

  • man man

    This is going to be epic.

    • stefanhartman


      • agre


  • ryno47

    wow…#1 is smokin hot!!!

  • John S

    #1 should be in a Sexy Chivers post methinks…

    With less clothes.

  • ryno47

    I agree……I think I'm in love…again

    • Always Last

      That's HHNF

  • Beau Young

    This one's gonna have dudes in it, though. It's a great idea and could become very popular.

    • nathan

      how does it feel to get pwned by a bear?

    • HellHath NoFury

      Actually, he pissed me off.

      • HellHath NoFury

        those are skid marks from being face down-ass up.

        • Beau Young

          *cries profusely* It was good, though.

        • nickelpl8ed

          If only we could all be so lucky.

  • Goomagic

    Hello, my name is Denny

    • nathan

      I see what you did there… well played sir

  • Your Mom

    I should be on here a few times.

  • thomas

    well hello there, 9

  • Beau Young

    IM FAMOUS! Seriously though, people. Animal rape is a serious and emotionally traumatizing thing. I was lucky to have been with a grizzly bear that understood the finer points of foreplay. It really made the actual rape part bearable.


    • HellHath NoFury

      okay, I hadn't waxed in awhile. You don't have to keep calling me a bear, though. I prefer Sasquatch.

      • MiPo1977

        I thought you were only like 5' tall….kinda small for a sasquatch dont ya think……Were you at least gentle with Beau

      • Beau Young

        I'll keep that in mind next time I'm in the area. I'll have my chain-mail pants on this time though.

  • Justin

    yes hello # 9, more please


    Rex KwanDo ftw

  • HellHath NoFury

    WHOA, I am super insulted!
    It was 7th.

    • OneClownShoe

      OMG! I remember you now! πŸ˜‰

      • Beau Young

        You were the reason for her bear-rape spree? Thanks for costing me my virginity, asshole (giggidy). I WAS BUT AN INNOCENT!!!

        • MiPo1977

          Your what was innocent?!?!?

          • HellHath NoFury

            His butt WAS innocent….

    • SweetAwesomeness

      they are factoring in the fact you failed 2nd grade


      Do you remember which teacher it was?

      • Beau Young

        I believe it was Mr. Wayne. Bruce, I think his first name was.

      • HellHath NoFury

        Professor Jones. Indiana.

    • Ralk

      Awww… You look cute πŸ™‚

    • Dave

      More, HHNF, you sexy thing! (I think we need another pic) πŸ˜‰

      • AnyoneForCoffee

        Amen, brother!

        Come on HHNF, let's see some more of you!

        • UncleScrotor

          I agree! UncleScrotor loves (his wife and) saucy women!

      • viking

        yes we do

      • Jon without the h

        Yes…a post of HHNF pics would be nice.

    • nathan

      so you lied to me under the bleachers in 7th? …whore!!! j/k

      • HellHath NoFury

        Lie to you? No. Trick you? Yes.

    • McBeastie

      But she was home schooled…….

      Hey OOoooooooooooooohh!

      • HellHath NoFury

        Incest is hilarious! Oh, no, wait. It's not.

        • McBeastie

          Incest is funnier than you though.

          • HellHath NoFury

            For a certain class of people.

    • LOLatU

      I see your herpes.

      • Beau Young

        It's actually some leftover blood from where she had bitten your head off, consumed it, then shit it back onto your neck. It was an improvement, hahaha

      • HellHath NoFury

        It's called a freckle, honey.

    • ron

      Damn HHNF, you are BEAUTIFUL.
      Now we need a shot of the bottom half of you.
      But uh…. what's with that "hand behind the head" thing? I have a feeling if some other girl was doing that, you'd snipe at them. πŸ˜‰

      • fishy

        Your forehead sure is shiny.

        • HellHath NoFury

          It's my Ray of Misery. Don't look directly at it.

      • McBeastie

        The bottom half may require more than one pic.

        Wow, even I feel a little like an asshole for that one. I've just been so addicted to making jokes at HHNFs expense lately. Not that I'm going to stop or anything. But admitting I have a problem is the first step towards recovery.

        • HellHath NoFury

          Your comments are muffled with your head so far up your ass. πŸ™‚

      • HellHath NoFury

        It was first in a series of angry photos to a friend, I was pretending to pull my hair out.

    • DaddyD

      You're smart and beautiful. I'm surprised you lasted that long.

    • John

      Ha! I thought hellhath talked about how she didn't consider herself an attention whore, but she jumps at the first chance to post a picture.
      That was a bad decision by the way HHNF – in your thumbnail you look kind of cute, but I'm glad I finally see the larger version. Woof.

      • HellHath NoFury

        I'm not the prettiest, by far. But I'm much better-looking than a whole lot of the girlfriends I've seen on here.

        • Wyatt Derp

          ur beautiful & brilliant

    • DoucheyMcDouche

      *sigh* im getting so tired of this same picture…

    • Chivemaster

      Nice to see you on here. You're pretty cute.

  • Eeik5150

    #14 – I lost my virginity…it rolled behind the couch and I haven't seen it since.

    • P-90

      Sadly a while after I lost mine I found it again.

  • Beau Young

    But the safe word was "OMG DONT STOP! HARDER!!!"

    • nathan


  • sanitariex

    Bravo, Chive, Bravo!

  • toby

    there's a whole lot of truth in 19

    • Beau Young

      #19 is epic for caption alone.

    • nathan

      AGREED!!! I think every man has been there… the pic makes it even more true because in every mans mind. the one that got away, then turned into a slut, is always the hotest girl said man has ever dated

    • Spencer

      yeah 19 was surprisingly emotional.

  • MiPo1977

    Oh boy…this should be a good one!!!

  • Beau Young

    #15 Little did they know, the experience was so bad she became a bear and went on a raping spree. I would know, because I was there.

    • not funny

      Holy shit, man! Would you give it a fucking rest already.

  • bkfrijoles

    MOAR # 1

  • deleted44311

    6th grade huh Hell Hath???

    • Beau Young

      Captioned by thechive staff, keep in mind. πŸ˜›

  • Dave

    HHNF!!!!! Any more pics? πŸ˜‰

  • Beau Young

    Back when #16 was getting it on, stagecoaches were all the rage.

  • smack

    Gotta admit, the full size picture of HHNF kinda made my day. I know, its a sad pathetic existence I lead.

  • Pat

    # 15 FTW!!!!
    HHNF Rules!

  • Danny P

    Bet you anything #19 is true.

    • DeMonikk1

      I wouldn't doubt it..

      • DaddyD

        If it's not true of her, it's certainly true of a great many others. I chuckled at several, but #19 was the only one that made me laugh out loud.

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