Daily Afternoon Randomness (40 Photos)

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  • damon

    … wearing handcuffs

    • sloppy

      …definitely a dude

      • Chick

        SHE IS A REAL DOLL. I called it! : D

  • Random

    #13 … she's what ?

  • keithp420

    #24, once again, more proof that Stan Lee is the man…

    • RiHugh

      EXCELSIOR!

  • Makaveli!!!

    FIRST!!!!!!

    • king

      fail bitch

    • Sweet Mercy

      Good heavens you're not even close. You have fail harder than any other 'first' poster in a long time.

    • Randy

      First

  • dave

    haha, yes!

  • hamsters

    That elevator thing keeps popping up. As an elevator tech, I can assure you it's bunk. I even saw some dude trying a derivative of it.

    • dave

      ya, i have tried it before. it definitely doesn't work

    • The Dude

      Strangely I believe you but I know the next time I get in the elevator I am going to try this

    • sfmountainbiker

      yep, tried it after some punk pushed all the buttons right before I walked into the elevator. didn't work, and made me look like an idiot after I told everyone I could take care of it.

    • Ninjack

      It works in some older elevators like the ones at my University, but not all elevators.

  • parsons

    33: Let's see some thumbs

  • Kawz

    So, without makeup.. the girl from Madmen is like any other fat girl?

    Oh wait, pardon me, that probably sounded terribly crass.. what I meant to say was, she looks like any other "plus size" girl.

    • its_forge

      Jagoff, she looks like any other WOMAN. Say it with me, WO. MAN. WOMAN. Female human. Woman.

      • cdnalor

        "Girl" is the female version of "guy". That's how I see it, anyway.

        • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

          He meant she's not fat, bro.

          • foreal

            Either way he's wrong. I hate to break it to people but "fat" is not necessarily a relative term. It's also a medical one, and that bitch is fat…

            • manowar

              just cause she has more t & a than most?

            • nobody

              please do not feed the troll. anyone who has seen firefly knows that she is not fat, medically or otherwise. she dressed down to get the same effect as charlize theron did for the movie "Monster." there isn't much to debate about it.

    • Kawz

      Wait wait wait, so.. she's not fat? Those jeans she's sporting must then be terribly unflattering, because that ass looks mighty dumpy.

      Like a big ol' bag of dump.

      • http://www.facebook.com/beau87 Beau Young

        Yes, they are unflattering jeans. Not every pair of jeans fits perfectly, and a lot of the ones that do are not very comfortable. God forbid she wear something comfortable.

  • kamonurface

    13, 14 – diabetic?…

    • Randy

      I looked closer and noticed she was way too young for me to be staring at her like that.

  • Del

    Exactly! She's what, What, WHAT????

    • this guy

      I think she's a fatty and photoshopped her belly!

      • Randy

        Probably not a handcuff, those tend to be more circular, and her bracelet is an oval. Also: has no hinge. Her figure is too good to be true though 😉 and the wall gets strange in the area next to her shoulder

        • Novameissa

          She's 15

          • Ruby

            I don't think she's handcuffed, the table looks like a sticker.

  • tentpole

    I lol'd @ 19 more than I should

  • king

    if asians women, in real life look like 13 and 39 then…. well…. but sadly…… its a rarity

  • daniel motto
  • HoooooKid

    #20 Oh baby YOU. You got what I neeeeeed….

    • HooooKid

      *21 Fucking dylsexia.

    • MikeyMate

      Mmmmmmmmm… Iga "Eva" Wyrwal…….

  • Hobo w/ a shotgun

    She's a dude.

    • isawoj

      It's a Trap!

  • FapperX

    Luv the hot Asians.

    Does the curve of the ass in #13 look shopped to you? It looks to be part of a nearly perfect circle. Ah, who the hell cares . . . fap-fap-fap

    Chive – put these images closer together so I don't have to scroll up & down so much.

    • aasdfas

      What Chive needs to do is tell us who the hell these hot girls are every. single. time.

  • metalcool36

    I want whatever #1 is

  • Gordon of Hesselink

    #14 i dont get it
    #19 ok im switching to ares

  • zen

    #36…MICHAEL FREAKING JACKSON IS IN THAT PIC AND HE'S BLACK AT THE TIME OMFG…r.i.p mike

    • its_forge

      And the other guy is Freddie Mercury; there is so much cool and fabulous going on in that picture it should burn your eyes to look at it.

    • lord spamdagger

      yes but check out Freddie Mercury…… he has a hard on

      • hMMMM

        Stop checking him out

  • Johnny Cakes

    who is 33?

  • posthead

    #39
    Where is 14?

    • bob

      or 4 or 24

  • JakeTheRipper

    #8, what are you a professor of? It's obviously not English. Please tell me where you work so I can make sure to never enroll there.

    • schnit123

      Hate to break it to you mack, but professors everywhere from Harvard to Pudknocker Community College do this kind of stuff. I do teach English and was IM'ing with my brother during an in class essay just the other day. Welcome to reality.

      • Ihave

        Hate to break it to you, but it sounds like you've never been to class at a top 10 university, 'cause this kind of stuff doesn't just happen anywhere (not by the professors at least…students, that's a different story). Drawing correlations between Harvard classes and your high school English class is kinda silly.

        • Dr. Professor

          You are all idiots. Believe me. I am a professor of English at a top 10 university. Hey, we're not perfect, but I will say this. I do this all the time. Guess what? I am in class now. Take that, geniuses! 🙂

          • http://www.facebook.com/tylermars.design Tyler Mars

            thumbs up

          • bob in accounting

            And you are clearly not an English professor. I have never met or seen an English professor write so many 3 word sentences. Checkmate my friend I call your bluff.

      • English Prof?

        I think Jake was pointing to the incorrect grammar.

        • Khaki Mallard

          Correct…it should read "we professors," not "us professors."

  • its_forge

    The "close door" button on an elevator doesn't do jack f***ing s**t unless you have the fireman key. Frick I hate that idiocy.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1379875532 Lisa Martin

      Hi. You realize you can say "fucking shit" if you want to? It's okay. Folks won't throw things at ya or wash your mouth out with soap. 😉

      • fart

        ahah lol ass cunt fuck snot wang pussy bitch anus mucus

        • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

          moist.

          • bob in accounting

            Haha you said moist

        • fishy

          you forgot twat.

  • evologynow

    There's some pretty random stuff in there for sure. Have you seen this weird video?

    • fishy

      I have now and why how stupid

  • Phil

    That last one looks like my girlfriend, but with a little bigger nose…

    • GFHunter

      Actually, it is your girlfriend. I took the picture and then I took her.

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