Ever wanted a pet Kangaroo? (15 Photos)

Meet Beemer, an Australian kangaroo. His best friend is a cat, he plays rugby, and his favorite meal is toast with salad. Beemer is completely housebroken and 'surprisingly intelligent for a kangaroo' according to his owner.

  • Blendercloud

    Did that 'roo just drink a beer?!

    • 123

      it is an aussie

    • glazy

      almost, its a cider, "strongbow" its a girls drink here in oz

  • http://www.facebook.com/syntheticMantis Rob Meyers

    That better be a damn Foster's!!

    • Raf

      Aussie's dont drink Fosters… Its a fancy export beer that tastes like shit.

      • Caca

        VB is where it's at.

        • jimmy

          only bogans drink VB, and I can't understand how anyone can drink fosters.

    • Tdog

      Fosters is Canadian

      • Cladgemeister

        Foster's is Australian. Every tard knows that.

    • Dom

      How to speak San Fransiscan, Vagoina! Awwwe c'mon, that was an Australian joke.

    • SJay

      Fosters isn't a beer.

    • wrink

      C A R L T O N, DRAUGHT, all your problems have just been solved, you are welcome.

      • mat

        fuck that, Coopers Pale Ale FTW

      • jimmy

        carlton draft is just a pricey bogan beer

  • Shogun

    we all saw what happened to the lady with the pet gorilla right?

  • http://thechive.com/ mattythegooch

    I may not have a 'roo for a pet……but I also don't have a house sitting on cinder blocks. That 'roo looks pretty smug, get a job 'roo!!!

  • DemonSpawn

    Yes please…..need someone to box with.

  • Big E

    Just FYI Chive thats an Australian football not a rugby ball. Great sport, check out Australian Rules Football. Makes for some decent punters too, like the current punters for Philadelphia and Arizona.

    • kevo

      was gunna say the same,


    • wrink

      Aymen. The ball is a Sherrin, Sav Rocker and Benny Graham grew up kicking those fuckers everywhere, AFL has to be the best football format out there…

  • chrisdg74

    Is that Vegemite on that toast? Bleh!!!

  • Leo

    Awesome, i want one

  • Sizzle

    I fucking love Vegemite! Got it when I went on a school trip to Australia when I was 15. Wish it was easier to find in the US. Best I can find is Marmite, the British version which just…isn't the same. Sigh.

    • Ken

      Ah, Vegemite. I thought the toast was just burnt.

  • stafferty

    Can you teach it to paint your house, it needs a fresh coat, or at least a power wash.

  • MIch

    i have had a few kangaroos when i was young

  • Joeyk

    #13 Not everyone likes the new addition to the family, look at sheeplion just plottin..

    • Dre


  • Dre

    its all fun and games until some friendly shadow boxing goes wrong!

  • jacob

    I WANT

  • mipo2010

    Can she afford anything other then toast and salad for the roo

  • dece

    someone from Throttle, maybe – is that a gremlin? pinto?

    • fnaah

      Looks like a Toyota Corona or a Datsun 1200. Aussies never imported gremlins or pintos.

  • andreiparau

    id rather have a panda.

  • equalizermax

    This is a story about a kangaroo, a cat and a sheep… – Your argument is invalid….

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=617461769 Kjell King

    I like the comment 'surprisingly intelligent for a kangaroo'. That isn't very reassuring.

  • babymistakes

    My buddy's brother had a pet kangaroo. It would violently bounce through the yard and swoop up their pet cats against their will, and stuff them into it's pouch.

    • dubya

      That is F-ing awesome

    • wrink

      because it can.

  • Cog

    That's odd! I would have called it a Chazwozzle!

  • googboog

    what's it trying to do to that cat in #7

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  • Ronin

    Geez…Paul McCartney is looking terrible these days.

    • mat


  • fasterthanu

    Meanwhile, In Australia…

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