Daily Afternoon Randomness (40 Photos)

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  • uber guy

    I really could have used some 35 yesterday morning

    • Yourfreakindaddy

      That's shitty!

  • Beaux

    Is 16… is that HHNF?

    • http://www.facebook.com/codealpha Terry Burke

      yes

      • Beau

        Shit, what the fuck is that. Freaking Gross.

        • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

          That's a Terry. Maybe you should respond to the correct person.

          • Dave J

            Beautiful pic, HHNF! (Only would be better if you just had undies on! ๐Ÿ˜‰

            • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

              The police tell me that every time I get arrested. 'If you just had undies on…'

    • Hez26

      lets not forget the meat wallet inspector

    • http://www.facebook.com/schizoronialfredo Nathaniel Patrick Fancypants

      Yes. And it is the damnedest hottest picture of my wife that the Internet will ever see. BOW AND BE GRATEFUL FOR THE CHIVE THAT GIVETH AND TAKETH AWAY.

      • Hez26

        Hell Hath No Fancypants?

        • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

          Has a certain ring to it, eh?

        • http://www.facebook.com/schizoronialfredo Nathaniel Patrick Fancypants

          Exactly. Or she could go with the motif and be like, Spiffybloomers or something.

          • http://www.facebook.com/schizoronialfredo Nathaniel Patrick Fancypants

            Hell Hath No Spiffybloomers would be a pain in the ass to fill out on legal paperwork, though. Totally worth the double-takes, however.

            (And our real name combination is awesome. Be jealous.)

            • HHNFMakesMeAroused

              douche.

            • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

              That as a surname with my real first name would be quite something, eh? You wouldn't mistake me for anyone else at the shipyard, that's for sure.

              • HHNFMakesMeAroused

                Jezebel Fancypants?

                • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

                  I have yet to meet anyone else with my first name.

                  • attention whore

                    Yeah, Cunt is a rather rare name.

                    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

                      Yours is rather common.

                    • attention whore

                      I think it applies.

                    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=617461769 Kjell King

                      Hey Asshat, nobody asked you.

                    • attention whore

                      My coffee order was completely off this morning, are you who I complain to?

                    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

                      Why are you so damn down on me? Are you racist, an obese woman or a 14 yr old boy who cuts himself?

                    • attention whore

                      It's because I'm secretly in love with you.

                    • attention whore

                      Also, it's because of the stupid shoes with the toes…

                    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

                      And they are incredibly comfortable.

                    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

                      *heart attack and die of not surprise*

                    • attention whore

                      So full of yourself.

                    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

                      rather myself than bitterness, dear.

                    • Da Cuntstabber

                      Leave this woman alone

                    • attention whore

                      Da Cuntstabber? Really? I bet you get all the ladies.

                    • attention whore

                      Especially with that awesome pic of the WTC.

                    • http://www.facebook.com/beau87 Beau Young

                      THIS COMMENT TREE MUST GET SMALLER AND CLOSER TO THE RIGHT BORDER!!!!

                    • huh

                      Why?

                    • A-W Fan.

                      Why not??

                    • []v[]onkey

                      It's an interesting phenomenon that's taking place.

                    • attention whore

                      I'm perplexed as to why you may think I am bitter.

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1319192166 Danielle Vaughan

        were not worthy! And this probably wont reply in the right spot thus becoming meaningless and making me out to look computer illiterate. but its meant towards fancypants demand to bow down.

    • noname

      Ride on HHNF, ride on!!!!!

      • McBeastie

        Yes…ride on…..into the sunset. Or the sun itself…..I don't care, just away from here.

    • http://www.facebook.com/beau87 Beau Young

      Good to see she finally made another appearance ๐Ÿ˜€ Also, my name is southern, so Beaux is definitely plausible. It's short for Beauregarde though ๐Ÿ˜›

      • McBeastie

        I thought it was short for Boring.

        • http://www.facebook.com/beau87 Beau Young

          It's also been called Beauring, yeah. Good one.

          • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

            And Beauner…

            • http://www.facebook.com/beau87 Beau Young

              Short for Beauner huh? Ouch ๐Ÿ˜›

              • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

                *insert bad short Beauner joke*

    • bob from accounting

      Ah a wonderful picture of HHNF. with an amazing face only a baseball bat could love

      • http://www.facebook.com/beau87 Beau Young

        Heyyy there we go. Thanks for making an impact bob. How's the wife? Miserable? That's a shame ๐Ÿ˜›

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

        Some girls are awesome and smart instead of only having a pretty body to make up for lack of everything else.

        • http://www.facebook.com/beau87 Beau

          Maybe he'll get lucky and find a nice girl to raise some of his kids for him to set such an example; thus ending the vicious cycle of airheads and douches in the family tree.

    • bob

      that's what I was wondering

  • Brendan

    ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!

  • http://www.facebook.com/codealpha Terry Burke

    very random indeed

  • Eric

    I hate 27 so much.

  • AzAc234

    #16 Hurp Hurp Nurp Furp

  • Anonymous

    #16 is so not appealing. #39 on the other Jill is….

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

    28-all the nice pussies sleep with pigs.
    Wipe-o-matic-wouldn't the used paper just keep rolling around one of those rolls? Yuck.
    Jill, the best girlfriend a 7th grader can imagine.
    Dumbledore and Hermione FTW

    • http://www.facebook.com/eric.majors Eric Majors

      someone wasn't taught to wipe front to back

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=617461769 Kjell King

        I think it depends on which way you peddle.

    • FartFace

      I'm sad that people thumb you down, HHNF… Your comments humor me

  • McFly

    #16 is so not appealing….#39 on the other Jill……

    • McBeastie

      Not so appealing is putting it nicely.

  • mipo2010

    Why is HHNF riding a statue??

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

      I am preparing for battle with the giant Ivar's seagulls. Several people sent it in as soon as I posted it. I cannot fathom why, save for hating other Chivers.

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=617461769 Kjell King

        It was a hell of a night.

      • mipo2010

        Ms. Fury, if it was all in the name of fun ride on!! And the trolls would prob give their little left troll nut to be that statue

        • chrisdg74

          Haven't seen Gibby or b0b around. Probably fapping away.

          • mipo2010

            probably fapping each other

            • chrisdg74

              God damn it. Thanks for that mental image. I feel my lunch making its way back up my esophagus.

              • mipo2010

                I apologize for any acid reflux that comment may have caused you..

          • bob from accounting

            hhnf has quite the brown bag face in the pic

        • bob from accounting

          god that would be so nasty having hhnf stank puss in your face. its like eating a tuna fish sandwich you made last week

      • The Champ

        I confess I envy the statue.

    • Fishy

      Because someone had too………..nom nom nom

    • HHNFMakesMeAroused

      She's taking a little mustache ride. No biggie.

    • SweetAwesomeness

      yes……and i suspect the BAR in the background 50ft. away had something to do with this photo

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

        Nope, stone sober. This is why the doctors don't let me out without Kjell supervising.

        • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

          *lies* Okay, some vodka shots helped out, but really.

          • chrisdg74

            That would explain the Billy Idol lip sneer.

            • mipo2010

              I too have been photographed riding a statue. It was somewhere in the Caribbean, I don't remember where since I was hanging with Mr Cuervo that night

              • chrisdg74

                Ah yes. Señor Cuervo. He is a friend of mine.

        • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=617461769 Kjell King

          I think you mean instigating.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=852135240 Dave Murray

      Because riding statues is most awesome, especially with war faces on!

    • McBeastie

      He wasn't a statue initially. That's the kind of protection you need when HHNF decides to ride you….a condom won't work for what she's got…you need to encase yourself in concrete.

  • Dom

    #27 Ahhh! I want to punch that smug fuck every time that commercial comes on.

    • Anaughtybear

      That's exactly what I was going to say. I imagine myself smashing fists into his face over and over again until I calm down.

  • DuroyPrime

    Sieg Heil! Bieber ist Der Fuhrer!

    • http://www.facebook.com/steven.vargas1 Steven Vargas

      But he doesn't even know what German is!

    • Rhino

      That's funny in a horrible way.

    • http://thechive.wordpress.com/ unfairrobot

      Plus, did you notice they spelled "losers", F-A-N-S?

  • mca

    #39 I would guess no, but I am going to need many many more pictures to come to a conclusive decision.

    • this

      agreed ^

  • SKAtomic

    #39 – fat…not a chance…awesome…unbelievable…and…hmmm…tremendous.

  • http://www.facebook.com/schizoronialfredo Nathaniel Patrick Fancypants

    BILL FUCKING MURRAY.

    And #5 is my new nightmare fuel. The zombie fetus costume doesn't even come close.

    • baj rojo

      somehow thru all my childhood, i knew that #5 was true

  • anon

    27 is the worst. I thought I was the only one…

    • MGS

      It's even worse when he talks in Spanish.
      Another very good reason to avoid Telemundo and Univision altogether
      He has this… smugness… very face-punt deserving

    • Senor Rock

      I know right. I want to punch the dimples off his stupid face.

    • gwarr

      Awesome…I was going on and on about what a douche-fuck that idiot is just last night…good to know i'm not the only one.

      • clueless

        Who is he?

  • Hez26

    over the hills we go, terrorizing all the way

  • Slick

    #39, Seriously? No, it looks great, and I'm sure you could have pretty much anyone tell you so.
    Ok, don't ask your family… freak ๐Ÿ˜›

  • HHNFMakesMeAroused

    Her ass is Phat

  • Gordon of Hesselink

    hitler is going to pull justin bieber from his feet to hell. btw that emma watson gif made my day

  • chrisdg74

    39 – Since you seem to be an attention-whore; yes, your ass is fat.

    • derrrrr

      haters gonna hate

      • chrisdg74

        Oh, I will admit it is a fine ass. However, biaaatches who know they're hot and still have to ask = attention-whores.

        • derrrrr

          true dat. it's like me saying, do you think i have a big dick? ya know, like i already know i do haha

          • TheOneWithTheBigDick

            you should.. it IS in your mouth — easy with the teeth please…

            • derrrrr

              why the emphasis on IS? absolutely pointless. it IS in your mouth. would have sounded better if it read, it is in YOUR mouth. haha, you dumb fucker

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=590162130 Josh Baraniak

    so does 36 mean that boober, uh I mean beiber is actually the perfect human that hitler wanted? he's someone who's immensely popular and somehow brainwashing countless people but infinitely hated by everyone with a brain and functioning eardrums at the same time

  • nojunk

    @30

    don't forget about her twin sister VIV

  • its_forge

    #39 No dear, your ass does not look fat, but as mca says, why don't you give us about 623 more angles and zooms of it so we can really be sure mmkay? Make sure there are different outfits, maybe some yoga pants, swimwear, and lots of tanga underwear at least.

  • ILIKE2PLAY2DAY

    #39 – We are going to need a few more pictures – say from different angles to really give you a conclusive answer.

    • anon

      i agree, we need more pics from different view points before we can conclusively say no, or yes.

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