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November 2, 2010 |
In: Funny, Mind Blowing
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I agree that we all need some respect for others AND ourself, but you know how I see some guys acting..well if you're a jerk you'll date a 'jerkette'
loll anybody understood my thoughts ?
This is how I live every day.
The desperate men out there have ruined if for us all? Gotta find a hole, gotta find a hole, gotta find a…
This would make a great Chivette posting. Have Chivettes recreate a yesteryear look. Black and White photos only. Suddenly I'm picturing a WWII B-29 bomber with TheChive as nose art….Hmmmmm.
#3 appears to be texting – a woman ahead of her time perhaps?
I like the Shemp Stance of the waiter in 12
Another terrible article.
#1 truth. Don't kiss & tell.
#2 truth. I don't want him to keep me waiting. I extend the same courtesy.
#3 truth. Make up when done properly, looks good and doesn't need touched up very often. Maybe lip gloss.
#4 false. Talking while dancing is allowed. So's laughing and smiling. Just don't screw up the steps.
#5 truth. If you need a bra, for Gods sake, WEAR one.
#6 Irrelevant. The woman should be driving…and see #3.
#7 False within reason. Deep throating in public…sorta crosses a line.
#9 Truth. Talking about clothes, lame for the most part.
#10 Truth…damn it.
#11 Truth. Flirting with another guy, in front of your guy=not a good chick trick.
#12 I want what she's drinkin'.
#13 Truth, if you're bored, GTFO.
1938? it needs to be updated, same idea just lose the tacky black and white pictures, these tips still wring true today
Thank goodness for this post, otherwise I would have totally gotten changed in front of my date, talked dirty on the dance floor, and gotten "familiar" with my date under the table. Now I know better.
#12, This is how a lady winds up with a shitty mouth and bloody asshole;)
The only people that think that way now are the conservative republicans! ha!
black & white world <3
Still doesn't involve talking.
Her mom likez it when I make it rain.
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