Daily Afternoon Randomness (43 Photos)

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  • pauley

    the day Newcastle struck back

    • Guz

      Dont you believe it. They'll all be students from elsewhere. Newcastle is full of fat geordies and skanky racist whores like Cheryl Cole.
      Officially the thickest bastards in the North East.

      • Englishman

        Oi, Here Here!

    • B.A

      No they're still pretty nasty.

    • Bobba Fett

      Damn, Newcastle really proved us wrong.
      Next lets say that all New Orleans girls are donkey faced sows with other severe aesthetic deficiencies.

  • DUNKLE

    I see Ashleigh likes having things in her mouth

    • troll

      LITTLE things, good news for you DUNKLE.

      • Yourfreakindaddy

        Just like your mom DUNKLE

    • yepANDnope

      Dear Chive (john?),

      I think its pretty clear that MOST of us would put our dick in just about every girl posted on this site, but if there was EVER a place to DEMAND perfection it's THE FvKING INTERNET!!!! Dont worry though. I complete understand that when speaking DIRECTLY to the chick you want to stick your dick in, you have to PRETEND to be a respectful nice guy. Don't blame you.

  • jason

    29 WHY CHIVE?? IT BURNS. IT BURRRRNS

    • Ben

      "Its what you set your mug on. Sattle up and ride…..ass"
      -Some barber on the Chappelle Show

    • DaddyD

      Please tell me 29 was 'Shopped …

    • SweetAwesomeness

      the male chivers asked for some more women of color a few weeks back….and this is what you give us?!?! THANKS CHIVE!!!! :/

      • tag

        lol, I didn't know what to think when I saw that. Had to stare it for a while to process that someone actually set up and took that photo. Brilliant!

    • Shogun

      I was one of those chivers that begged for women of color. CHIVE i must say you absolutely NAILED it with this one. i'm so pumped to soak some cookies in my milk you have no clue. AND shes a natural redhead!!!

    • http://www.facebook.com/marcos.haubert Marcos Haubert

      ok so she has a lil fat on her body, id still do her all night… wait we are talking about #12 right?

  • http://yourmomma.com Mook

    That black girl with cookies, milk and a podonkadonk is racist.
    You should know better Chive, you should know better.

    • pedro

      what about that is racist? if the girl was white, it would still be hilarious.

    • bayside

      it's cookies, milk and ass, not watermelon and fried chicken, jackass

      • Hank Vatican

        Bayside – Funniest comment I've seen here in a while!

      • Bobba Fett

        Here Here! Preach on brotha Bayside!

      • Bill

        Bayside, if I could thumb you up a million times, I'd sit here and do it.

        • Razzle

          gay

    • Phondo

      I am usually on the sensitive side (ladies), but I think this is just funny. She knows what she's doing, and I'm sure she thought it was funny too.

    • Super Ape

      You think it's racist because you take it as a joke. I think that big fine woman is eye candy. You little fuckers can keep Hayley Williams.

  • sarah

    only on the Chive will you find a beauty battle over Newcastle England, a flame war over pizza, a shocked rockstar in the comments, and the rare quadruple duckface. I don't comment much but the chive has my thumb for best website ever.

  • Derby

    Who in the name of hotness is number 10????????

    • DaddyD

      I think maybe Chive renumbered this post after you made your comment? #10 on my display is Google …

      • LukasS

        And if you meant 9, your joke is not applauded

  • Redheads Rock

    Actually, I think #6 is waay too hot for this list, Derby.

    • Pikey

      Who is she?

      Who is she?

      (shakes computer)
      You tell me who she is god damn it!

      • S.W.A.T. Team

        Sir! Step away from the computer, and go get a girlfriend!

    • Charlie Brown

      Agreed.

      Actually, double agreed.

      Can we get a gallery of her?

    • feklar

      Agreed. She needs to be someplace special.

  • nathan

    #6. now that is one sexy ginger..! I just wish she was biting her lip instead of drinking tea

  • Paz

    What's all this about Hayley Williams? I wanna put my thumb in her butt…

    • Bill

      Yeah, I don't really understand all the haters. She's great.

    • Whubbsie

      she doesn't count as real ginger…. still stupid hot though

  • pekito

    Susan Coffey… that is all

    • Lau

      Christmas tree? Susan my dear where you and I are going, we won't need any christmas trees.

  • AJ Hermann

    Rachel from Newcastle is the winner! WOWZA!!

  • Annoying-Douchequeef

    FIRST i would like to say, well…. FIRST… (Obviously not, Terry Burka)

    More than likely, some of you won't be able to resist the urge to neg me or reply.
    — So if you reply or neg me, i WIN..
    And if you don't,
    I WILL stop this.. 4GOOD.

    Seriously, Just ignore this, how hard can it be?
    (Got a bottle of KY ridin' on this one, don't let me down, you guys.)

    • The Real D. Nozzle

      Booo, you suck you…..homo…..

      • Chiving Community

        EPIC, WIN/FAIL, OM NOM NOM NOM, SMOKIN HOT, YOU GOOD SIR, WELL PLAYED SIR, FTW, TUSH(cause' for some reason 'ass' isn't acceptable), *INSERT COMMENT ABOUT HOW GUY MUST BE GAY BECAUSE HE ISN'T FAPPING TO EVERY CHICK GENERALLY CONSIDERED OMG TEH HAWTEST CHIK EVAR!!!!, MOAAAR, MY THUMB MY SWORD MY BOW MY AX, HAVING AN ABNORMALLY ADVERSE REACTION TO THE WORD "FIRST"!!!!! MOOOOOOAAAAARRR!!!!

        • The Real D. Nozzle

          *You forgot the annoying as hell "find her" crap*

    • mk3stargazer

      Joe, I see you've finally conceded defeat regarding your rather silly stance on the Mulhouse plane crash over on youtube. That's great to finally see. However, I cannot bring myself to believe that business at your petrol station is slow that you must now resort to trolling the chive in order to receive the attention you crave.
      The irony is that you're not actually annoying. So from the outset you suffered an inexorable 'significance fail.' btw SG500BLAHCam says hi

      • Annoying-Douchequeef

        Fuck, Dave, how did you know it was me?

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=551381677 Kyle Retrato

    #29
    How convenient.

  • Brah

    I officially want 21. I shall make it my mission to own it by Christmas.

  • GFHunter

    Everyone knows that Korean girl is actually from South Korea. North Korea doesn't have make-up, cell phones, or XLR cameras.

  • troll

    so pudi

  • Brett

    7 and 13. Hot girls wearing glasses are awesome!

    • do it

      nothing hot about 13…

  • mskris

    So much to say, I have no idea where to begin . . . . Newcastle can keep tryin but they have nothin on Texas girls 😉

    • DaddyD

      Texas girls look good from a distance, but most of them wear enough make-up to make Tommy Lee Jones look like a cover girl.

    • prud swede ;)

      both texas and newcastles girls can stop trying you dont have a chance against us sthe mighty swedes

    • Texas Hater

      Texas= Fattest State in the nation….

      Keep hoping, but Everywhere/Anywhere > Texas.

    • Chowdapuff

      Scoff if you will, ladies and gentlemen, but the finest girls in the history of the universe, including Martians and dinosaurs, are Utah girls…

      If you ever been to the east side of Salt Lake Valley, you know I'm preaching the truth.

    • top dog

      FUCK TEXAS!!!!

  • IRIEWAY

    A Bipolar Guy:
    Was probably the parents favorite, the teachers pet….and the guy nobody really likes cuz he is a brown nosing, suck up douche!
    And his boyfriends name is Rick.
    Get a room
    Newcastle: still mostly Sea Donkeys and Manatees…with the exception of 2 girls…maybe

    • Chris

      haters gonna hate

      • The Real D. Nozzle

        Yes Chris, I suppose you will.

      • IRIEWAY

        So you're defending a dude that says "clearly I have better taste than most of the guys here"???
        Is that cuz you agree?
        I like Haley Williams…I just hate dudes that start a sentence with "clearly i"
        Makes me picture them wearing a top hat and a monacle sipping tea. He is Cleary a suck up Douche

        • ROK

          CLEARLY he was just trying to suck up thinking that might somehow give him a chance in hell with that chick. the haters are at least being real about it. 90% of everyone else are just pathetic morons. but that last 10% are really nice, don't live in their mothers basement, have good jobs and are looking to settle down with an extremely hawt gal they saw on the internet! (PICK ME PICK ME!)

  • Stan

    #28 FAIL! shes south korean

    • Phondo

      Yeah, you can tell from how… south she looks.

    • http://www.facebook.com/anthony.goloub Anton Goloub

      Yea WTF?! the girls in North Korea are monsters

    • Moe

      The state doesn't allow people to have cell phones in NK. Most people don't even have electricity, or food for that matter. That's how it's obvious she's South Korean.

  • http://thechive.com/ mattythegooch

    Ms. North Korea…I'm gonna borka borka Bork ya, like the Swedish Chef!!!

  • nomad78

    #29
    Damn you Chive. That was nasty

    • Kidd greene

      nasty! wtf you dont like Oreos?? Good job Chive!

  • Derek

    Buddy's Pizza is the BEST!! There is no argument!

    • ERN23

      I'm in Detroit this January – if it is not worth the drive I am going to come over there and kick your ass!

      • Optimus Subprime

        You will want to kiss it, not kick it. Buddy's is matter from Heaven. Oh yeah, and also get the antipasto beforehand.

    • AlannaW

      Agreed! The best place to go is the orginal establisment on Conant St, mostly because you can play bocce ball after you've eaten.

      • Jen

        mmm its looks soo good.

  • drea

    29 isnt too bad her skin actually looks really nice and she doesnt have a lot of fat rolls elsewhere just a hug ass……of which i know many men who would gladly tap…just saying she probably looks better than most of you douche bag's wives at home

    • Mac

      Photoshop.

      • manowarz

        Nope. Implants. Her name's Pebbelz Da Model and she has the booty equivalent of breast implants.

        • Kidd greene

          implants of not im juss glad to see the chive put up a chick wit an ASS!! im tired of these skinny bitches!

    • mskris

      Yea, most of the girls on here are stereotypical, even if it was meant to be funny at least it's something different . . . and as a result theChive has accumulated a lot of assholes looking for nothing but pictures of bimbos

      I still LOVE you Chive!

    • Its-a me, Mario

      Not a lot of fat rolls? Are you looking at it right? The 4th grader who did that photoshop job doesnt even get half a cookie for that effort.

  • http://www.facebook.com/alex.mcglone Alex McGlone

    +1 on Buddy's Pizza.

    Pops and I drive from Kentucky every year to go to the NAIAS partly just so we can stop at Buddy's in Dearborn.

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