YB'sM, here is my theory on people who attempt to be first on this website & a few others I've seen.
They have no real life, no one (meaning family, friends, children, bosses) to work for, no actual tasks to accomplish, but the urge to succeed is inherent in all humans. A few weirdo's are bound to take that urge to the interwebs. For the most part, they aren't worth commenting on and if they get their rocks off by getting an actual first, I don't really care. Not worth the irritation. It is actually funny when one thinks for SURE they have it, and not only are they not first, they are 2nd, 3rd, or 10th. That, to me is mildly lolable.
There's also the sexual aspect. These people will never be anyones actual first sexual encounter…probably even their own. They spend that "OH I WISH I COULD" energy here. They need hobbies. Crocheting. Checkers. Scuba diving with lead weights & empty tanks. Whatever.
Long run, they aren't worth a second or even first thought. I almost always skip the first comment, if it's shorter than my ex's…um yeah…never mind. Chive on.
include anything even close to the word 'first' and you know the thumbs are going down. you arent sorry. why even say it. you might as well have proclaimed: 'I am not a douchbag!'
This was my favorite part of Christmas when I was a kid. Our cat would hang out in the middle and whack our hands when we tried to put up the ornaments.
#22, Where'd he go? !!!
Cat just like to climb stuff, tree's, post, curtains, anything. They don't know it a Christmsa tree, to them it's just another tree that should be couquered.
"I am Catz the Conquerer, I will conquer thee….tree."
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first sorry
Why just why does the word first irritate the living shit out of me.
because posting "first" is such a stupid, juvenile thing to do.
YB'sM, here is my theory on people who attempt to be first on this website & a few others I've seen.
They have no real life, no one (meaning family, friends, children, bosses) to work for, no actual tasks to accomplish, but the urge to succeed is inherent in all humans. A few weirdo's are bound to take that urge to the interwebs. For the most part, they aren't worth commenting on and if they get their rocks off by getting an actual first, I don't really care. Not worth the irritation. It is actually funny when one thinks for SURE they have it, and not only are they not first, they are 2nd, 3rd, or 10th. That, to me is mildly lolable.
There's also the sexual aspect. These people will never be anyones actual first sexual encounter…probably even their own. They spend that "OH I WISH I COULD" energy here. They need hobbies. Crocheting. Checkers. Scuba diving with lead weights & empty tanks. Whatever.
Long run, they aren't worth a second or even first thought. I almost always skip the first comment, if it's shorter than my ex's…um yeah…never mind. Chive on.
TL;DR
include anything even close to the word 'first' and you know the thumbs are going down. you arent sorry. why even say it. you might as well have proclaimed: 'I am not a douchbag!'
I kinda' like boobs better…
hand over your man card
For preferring the female anatomy over cats in trees? No sir, I don't think I will.
ross was being sarcastic bro- man card still intact
Dammit – well done, Ross.
Damn Chive that's a lot of Christmas pussy on one page.
i have a belly button!
epic name, obscure Simpsons reference ftw
#8 – Oh, shit! Oh, shit! They're back! They're back! Abort! Abort!
cats are freakin hilarious! lol
This was my favorite part of Christmas when I was a kid. Our cat would hang out in the middle and whack our hands when we tried to put up the ornaments.
#12 & #20 Ninja Kitteh
Dear all humans,
Fuck you this is my tree.
Rgds,
Cats
Dude, an entire cat blog? Shouldn't that be on the girl site? Does BOB know he works for the Chive and not the Berry? SMHR.
Well, it looks likes guys like cats too… so SUCK IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
No "Christmas Vacation" reference? What does Randy Quad say after the cat is fried?
If that cat had nine lives it sure used 'em all.
cats suck
aint nothin wrong with a pussy willin to cimb ontop your hardwood for christmas
My cat used to do this, but that very Christmas she caused the tree to fall over with her in it, and she has never climbed in the tree since.
Check good under the Christmas tree. He may just be thinkin….Shitter full…
Friend so desserts. Great either:)
…. what?
#11,#21 i will try that with mine…^_^
the cat in #5 is " ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL" http://thechive.com/2010/12/29/message-to-all-cat…
Good post, thou the best cat in a christmas tree that you guys have posted was one with 'iz long story…pull puleaze' or somethin like that.
The cats are waiting to ambush the jolly fat man…
#22, Where'd he go? !!!
Cat just like to climb stuff, tree's, post, curtains, anything. They don't know it a Christmsa tree, to them it's just another tree that should be couquered.
"I am Catz the Conquerer, I will conquer thee….tree."
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My cat, luckily, has not climbed the tree. That's for next year.