Daily Afternoon Randomness (42 Photos)

  • Will

    Hell yes, Willow #42

    • will's 2nd cousin

      couldn't get enough attention on myspace i guess

      • DJwillflo

        Fuck Myspace.

        • will's 2nd cousin

          either way i'm still looking forward to tomorrow….

      • Jimmy

        theChive > Myspace

    • 50-50

      Unfortunately I can only click the thumbs up button once.

    • GFHunter

      Can you crop out her face?

      • http://twitter.com/The_Scofield_ @The_Scofield_

        I wish your mother would have cropped you out of that dusty bin she calls a vagina before you came to term.

    • http://twitter.com/The_Scofield_ @The_Scofield_

      So some tool bag can talk about the girls that we all so desperately want to see, our Chivettes, but if I say that I wish the tool bag's mother had a SMASMORSHMIN, I'm the bad guy? Whatever.

      • DJwillflo

        Can't win 'em all…

  • Damon

    #19, #20, #21, #22 Categorical Canadian Fail Wagon

    • andy

      Correction, Canadian Troll Wagon

      • JewLover

        #20 is ehhh…. the others are definite trolls.

        When I saw #19 I thought "he must be fucking joking"

        Low talent level begets low standards begets low expectations

        • yup

          Can we please end this stupid 'blah blah has the best looking girls/women'? Let us just enjoy the view, ok?

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225207844 Cristi Palincas

      #19 is stoned, right? Because if that's her natural look…

    • The Real D. Nozzle

      It is amazing how bad Canada can fail. Simply amazing.

    • gutterville


    • Yo Adrian

      thought exactly the same thing

    • http://www.twitter.com/justin_speedo facebook

      lolol wow i'm embarrassed right now …. torontoooooooo B)

    • leigha

      Canadian girls need a do-over.

    • The Real D. Nozzle

      I am beginning to think that these are all troll posting. there is no way that canada doesn't have more to offer. I mean, girls are beautiful everywhere. Surely that must be true for Canada.

      Then I think about Celine Dion and wonder if my penis will ever work again…

      • http://www.last.fm/user/mutiilator Brand_n

        We definitely have our fair share of hot women – celebrities or otherwise. Whoever keeps submitting the fugly randoms should be taken out back and shot.

    • 2857

      fail wagon pulled by these 4 horse faces

    • Dennis

      canada, you tried… but i guess this it just not your area.

    • Kelly

      these look like hockey players in drag.

    • tdotbronco


    • Canadian

      That poster must be from Newfoundland, because only a Newfie would use these girls to represent Canada…2 off the top of my head, Elisha Cuthbert and Rachel McAdams. Geez….

      • Phil

        That's what I was thinking… like helloooo. Who would send in these mediocre women when we have Cuthbert and McAdams? FUUUUUUUUU!

    • Tim

      I'm Canadian and I'm embarassed.

    • Duce

      Ya, I'm Canadian too and that's just unfortunate. There's definitely better then that… Honest.

    • Canucks

      Thanks for representing our prostitutes, now let's bring on the actual Canadian hotties please.

    • Ben

      I agree with a couple of the posters here. This is definite troll material.

      If anyone wants a taste of some real Canadian talent, Google:

      Elisha Cuthbert, Rachel McAdams, Emmanuelle Chriqui, MISA CAMPO, Lights, Kirstin Kreuk.

      • The Real D. Nozzle

        (Elisha Cuthbert's overrated)

    • Jordan

      I am also Canadian and this is indeed a mistake. Thankfully one girl can redeem us… Elisha Cuthbert

    • Brad

      Just google "canadian pornstars" and click on the first link, they may not be chaste princesses, but they are at least hotter then the above mentioned rabble…

    • Brad

      which is worse, New Castle England or Canada?

      • Optimus Subprime

        Canada by a nose at the moment…

    • gus

      I think Amanda Walsh #22 is hot

      • JOhnny5


    • Brian

      if this is the best canadian has keep them in canadian and no more post from there please

    • cpt

      ya, i couldnt tell if he was trying to help their cause or sink it… i think sink it

      ive only been to canada once, montreal was a great city with beautiful women, i dont think they were all tourists or going to college there

    • BigDingo

      Have to agree that that is a poor representation… especially since it includes my second cousin.

    • Cory

      Agreed. Amanda is kinda cute, tho. Why won't anyone just post some Tegan & Sara?! However, having seen her live, LIGHTS is illegally hot.

    • Annonymous

      I just got home from the Bar, and every Canadian knows the third period travesty that we have just witnessed. Now coming home to see THESE! I must say as a Canadian and a Chiver, this is a dark day in our collective history.

    • the devil

      I'd take one Shania Twain over 20 of your Taylor Swift…twice the age, ten times the talent, and much better looking.

      • HeartlessClamSlayer

        They both suck.

    • Canadian

      Ok, no more foolin' around, eh? It's my pleasure to introduce to you the hottest piece of ass the proud nation of Canada has to offer(I know it may be 'hard', but gentlemen, please try to keep it in your pants):

    • the dude

      yup, canada still sucks. and im not an merican and still think they suck, you would think with the awesome healthcare they would take some surgery:P

      • dudette

        healthcare doesn't cover plastic surgery… also if you think this is the best you must be blind or stupid

    • djcreation

      it certainly isn't win

  • Random

    #42 Willow !!!! My new favorite Chivette

    • Qwain

      At least, until, the NEXT chivette….

  • Party L.

    #31 I think I know how mommy makes her money

    • The Real D. Nozzle

      Sure you're name isn't captain obvious?

    • 8888

      google blessed her with the job

    • Anonymous

      I bet she's really good at EBay!!!!! Or… wait… or is it Craigslist? Mooooommmmmyyyyyyyyyy!!!!

    • simon

      SHE SUCKS WILLY! I think she sucks willy for money. thats how she gets her money. by sucking willy.

    • Killu

      No it means click this link; give me your debit card number and ill charge you in 30 days $81.00 for my web site ; )

      Hate these sites but some one is getting RICH ! lol

    • FLHomesteader

      Her mouth didn't get that way from eating bananas….

  • Long Duck Dong

    #39 Agreed!!! And include some nipple slips too.

    • JimmyJack

      That might be one of the best underboob / belly pics ever.

  • Bobby Knight

    JCH #11 should not use herself as an example. BTW University of Kansas is where the hotties come from. I've been to Bloomington and it's a shit hole.

    • Tyler

      JCH is a dude. those are girls the chive has featured from IU previously

      • Bobby Knight

        oh well in that case you got a thumb from me


      Shit Nunkas…I know you have all heard of ASU! There is no place with finer vaginer!
      ASU will pillage this competition of Chive decides to harbor it

    • FartyPoop

      I went to a dance with the first IU girl as my date in high school. Small world, huh?

  • orly

    #11 looks like IU has immediate stiff competition from Cleveland State #35

    • aosux

      And either university beats all of Canada!

    • JmG

      I just feel bad for the girls who actually go to Cleveland State.

    • http://www.facebook.com/Jeremiah.OCallahan Jeremiah O'Callahan

      csu girls FTW

    • Dave

      Damn right, I got an immediate stiff just looking at #35

    • Tyler

      he said stiff

      • Keith

        Before I expanded the comments for this I knew there was going to be something in response to "stiff". You and Dave didn't let me down.

  • J.J.

    BS on #1. The sparks would be flying the other way

    • Dave Shefman

      Not really, since rubber won't make sparks on a fender…Just smoke and smell!

      • Jimmy

        exactly, of course it's photoshopped.

    • Luke

      Clearly since she follows her own laws of physics, anything is possible.

    • will's 2nd cousin

      original pic here: http://i235.photobucket.com/albums/ee237/dwschult

      good call on the BS

    • lol

      Is this HHNF on her honeymoon?

      • The Real D. Nozzle


  • mipo2010

    I anxiously await tomorrows Willow post #42 , and Canadians just need to give it up…Find some better pics please for the love of all things small and furry

  • Paulson

    My day on the chive started with Bill Murray and ended with #42. After two months of lurking I'd prepared to follow the chive into the depths of hell, or in this case, Canada #19

  • locolouify

    What's the deal Chive. I sent you a picture of Elisha Cuthbert to represent Canadian girls. Instead, you post this tripe? You're not helping our cause fellas.

    • Anonymous

      Let's face it, no one likes Canada. Not even Canadians like Canada.

      • locolouify

        Would it be fair if the Chive kept posting pictures of Rosie O'Donnell to represent the girls from the States? Lets get real here, Canada has produced much hotter women compared to the ones being posted here.

        • Lau

          I agree with you. I admit I have never heard of Elisha Cuthbert, but I googled her and she is pretty beautiful. Also, Rachel McAdams is Canadian. So Canada isn't totally full of fail lol.

  • gutterville

    #19 FAIL
    #20 FAIL
    #21 FAIL
    #22 SHES OK

    • ERN23

      As a male Canadian – I respectfully disagree with this whole series of photos. Where are the pics of Evangeline Lilly, Jessica Lowndes and Rachel McAdams??

  • aosux

    Give it up Canada. #28 is possibly one of the funniest things I have ever seen.

    • TCB12

      Rumor has it, the walrus (or whatever the fuck that thing is) is Canadian

      • aosux

        I just soaked my keyboard, that was hilarious.

        NOTE: Don't drink while on theChive.

      • ERN23

        I'd rather have the Walrus than the 'Merican in #1

    • whoiswhat?

      (Walrus) Ahhhhh!!!!!! get your fat ass off me!

    • O-H, I-Uh-Oh

      "Look Jabba, even I get boarded sometimes. *YARP* Do you think I had a choice?"

  • http://www.myspace.com/giantofthemountain lordassenfroth

    #19 ginger snaps FTW! i love all three of those movies. Emily Perkins isnt to bad either.

  • Roscoe

    #39 Thank you!

  • nathan

    is that Katy Perry's boob adjuster in #26 ? who the fuck does this guy think he is? and where the hell do I apply for this position?

    • Uhhhh

      More importantly… Is that Archie Bunker in the background!?

  • http://www.facebook.com/deathlesspoet Rogen Lobaton

    #29 oh i'm lovin school ^_^

    • DaddyD

      Definitely need more Asian women …

    • bob

      It's a trap!

  • http://pleasemakeitend.blogspot.com/ Pepe_Le_Pew

    #1 This is what it looks like when bikes cry

    • Englishman

      Is that a tiny, Prince reference? If only the bike was purple!

      • Darrin

        That shit is shopped…. Or…. the bike was being driven in reverse at high speed…. think about it, dumbasses…

        • Irock


  • John


  • Rahm Emanuel

    #11 are you kidding me? Yet another reason Indiana is a fly over state…Next…#19 #20 #21 #22 Canada is dawg pound too!

    • Hamlap

      is this some kind of bug in this website, or are some people just being über annoying?

      • Qwain

        Or just über annoying bug.
        Not so bad when it happens with the hot chicks,
        when it's Canadian it's another thing.

  • http://pleasemakeitend.blogspot.com/ Pepe_Le_Pew

    #1 #16 Same chick?

    • Locode

      Her parents got her a scale as well.

    • ridude

      Yo momma's so fat she needs a crane to lift her out of bed into a wheelchair

  • rob

    #24, I move to the other side of the hot girl

    • http://pleasemakeitend.blogspot.com/ Pepe_Le_Pew

      Screw that, kick the fag to the floor.

    • aosux

      Why wouldnt you just get out of the bed?

      • aosux

        Come too think of it; why are you naked in a room with a gay guy. Fag!

        • Dan

          heh heh heh… you said "come."

    • Luke


    • bubblerider86

      I wish people would stop reading my diary. 😉

      • Qwain

        Why the hell am I hot for your posts?????
        Keep Up The Good Work!!!

  • Gutterville2

    #22 FAIL

  • aosux

    The guy in #41 deserves a high five and a beer

    • fibonacci5150

      lol Iunno Im just eatin chicken

    • Nick

      he's going to go torture some chicken with his MOUF!

  • http://pleasemakeitend.blogspot.com/ Pepe_Le_Pew

    #41 Fat boy makes a stand. Go Fattie!

    • Luke

      Go fattie!

    • Dan

      At least he is standing. That's more than Shamu in #1 and #16.

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