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  • davey

    douche

    • moop

      Has no one seen a hairtrick before?

      Pretty common on youtube. And I think they're fun

  • Pooty McPooterson

    Awesome!

  • RiKo

    Show Off

  • David

    TOOL

    • Jimmy

      I like a nice volume level of 14 in my Hyuandai

  • moeshere Foxdale

    DUm ass thats what he is…

    • Bobby

      fo sho

  • Broven

    Sounds like my ass after taco night…

  • Chive turned haters?

    How is this a douche bag alert? Dude put a ridiculous sound system in his car… Good for him. But like always, haters gonna hate.

    • http://www.facebook.com/JustinVincentHall Justin Hall

      Rule of Thumb: If you cannot positively identify douchery, you are a douche.

      Therefore, you are a douchebag.

      • putnam120

        True, but then again haters gonna hate.

        • SARmedic

          Douchers gonna douche.

    • mclendonmeister

      I think you must either be 19 years old, and so you don't yet understand the reason that spending $$$$ on your car stereo is retarded, or your older than that and you still think its ok to spend $$$$ on your car stereo, in which case you are retarded.
      The girl is kinda hot though.

      • V4Vendetta14

        My town is full of those kids. I can guarantee he plans on living at home with his parents until he is 30.

        • fuzzybeard2016

          …and totally deaf.

  • MattFoley

    Well, at least he is probably sterile now since this vibration under his balls should have killed all his reproductive cells. Less douchebags in the world, that's all we need.

  • NotaTrap

    Save yourself a ton of cash and just buy a fan which plugs into your cigarette lighter…it'll do the same thing to a chicks hair….probably get 'em at Walmart (chicks and the fan….)

  • WTFever

    Had plenty of time on his hands after being rejected from the 3rd season of Jersey Shore "Fistpumps of Fury"

  • HeartlessClamSlayer

    Welcome to 1993 douchbag.

  • Daesu

    sounds like the sound system has diarrhea

  • Ken

    Looks like he just let one rip in her face

  • yoo

    where the chivettes at?

  • mith

    I've always wondered something. Douche-Bags know they are Douhe-Bags? I know they are selfcentered and narcissistic, but are they self aware? I worked with a guy that's a D-Bag, but sure he didn't know that he was. Just wondering?

    • V4Vendetta14

      The shameless have no shame. Douche-bags think they are awesome. Case in point, the Jersey Shore, Staten Island, Brooklyn, Long Island…

    • judgement

      No, but they might know how to spell.

  • http://www.facebook.com/greguire Gregory Nelson Courtney

    He just likes the feel of heavy vibrations on his bum.

  • medtxpack

    horrible song, there was a dude in my HS whos RAV4 rattled to damn much, he spent $$$ on soundproofing his car and insulating it. still rattled. i took off his license plate, folded a washrag in half and put it behind the plate, screwed it back on and i didnt here that d-bag rattle the rest of the year.

  • Naz1962

    Let this video stand as a classic example of what a douchebag is! If you have a sound system in your car that is so ridiculously loud that it sounds like farts, then ya know, ya probably are a douchebag!

    • moop

      um, no. That system is probably above 150db and to get a mic that can cleanly record at that level is really expensive. The mic on the camera he was using was overdriven creating that sound you heard. Simple science

  • GRRemlin

    Jealousy can be a bad thing.
    Having a powerful bass system in a car doesn't make one a douche, sorry.
    CHIVE FAIL

    P.S. His system does sound like it needs a tune-up.

    • Erik von Markovik

      Im jealous that your cut off denim shorts and Cheverolet t-shirt with Nascar hat wearing awesomeness is still into powerful bass and stereo/stereo accessory tune-ups.

  • Bill

    When will we go back to speaking regular english instead of "haters gonna hate" crap…..who diecided that copying the uneducated was the smart move……damn this country is going down the toilet at a record pace…..by the way, anyone who buys a stereo that makes his car rattle so much you can't hear the music is an idiot!

    • aosux

      It's not smart, its funny. You belong in the truck with the douche, douche.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=669440656 Steve Shaw

      Also, if you're going to preach speaking "regular english" you should give it a try yourself.

  • SotaVoce

    Id still totally TeaBag his girl 🙂

  • Piburly

    LA-HOOOOO-OOOOO-ZER!!!!!

    • tippy6

      Nice Ace Ventura reference! I was thinking EXACTLY the same thing. My hat's off to you sir.

  • Nunnikins

    Must be a Jersey thing

  • WTFever

    You Sir, are the douchiest douchebag in Douchebagistan. Please GTFO of theChive.

  • Wizard of Austin

    my dad once told me that if you throw a rock at a pack of dogs, you can tell which one it hit, by which one yelps the loudest.

    If you don't know what this means, then you are a douche bag and I reserve the right hate as I please.

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