Daily Afternoon Randomness (46 Photos)

  • jamison

    #45, #46 whichever chiver dropped the ball on that chivette – you just got a proper valentine's day pwned

    • Seldi84

      To damn right. She can share her body with the chive any time she wants.

    • http://yourcomputerdoctor.info WhiteGuyAtWork

      yeah… way to show him… and everyone else

      • maynard

        No matter how good looking they are…someone, somewhere is tired of them.

        • http://www.facebook.com/wjacksonjr Wayne Jackson

          So true, but luckily us chivers arent.

          • sean

            Nice Tush!

    • FloridaBaby

      To the lovely lady in the red on dar never listen to what any man say you are beautiful and sexy he is just s*** out of luck have a happy valentines day to the sexy red lady and to everyone else

      from a Florida chivette

      • Motte

        I agree, but would it kill you to use some punctuation?

        • http://twitter.com/The_Scofield_ @The_Scofield_


      • 45/46

        thanks florida chivette, you are a sweetheart. ❤ hope you had a good valentines day too.

    • shamshe


    • john

      God I hope she never stops sharing those slutty pics of her.
      I love a good wank.

    • joey

      id rather she didn't share because she has a bad case of no-ass-at-all

      • Zadkiel

        I believe we've found him.

      • http://www.facebook.com/Luispedrosato Luis Pedro Gonçalves

        Ex BF alert

      • Dan

        joey is forever alone

    • http://blog.alexjustesen.com alex.justesen

      wow… moron must have been blind

    • Dazilla

      How dead wrong that chiver is.

    • matt

      who is she?

    • PJ Fry

      Shazam! In that dumbass' face!

    • x_R3volv3r

      her ass sags, go out for more runs.

      • Sarah

        Like to see your perfect ass then…

        • x_R3volv3r

          My ass has curves, sort of like the capitol 'S', like in 'Sarah' going on.

          Made me see the error of my ways, I shall leave here today infinitely a better person; judge less and enjoy more!

          • Dan


            • I h8 you churchface

              Dude, not hot, what the fuck did you make that lingerie out of? A fucking table cloth?

          • Dan

            #15 also…

  • mark

    #23 Face. Down. Ass. Up.

    • Wolfram

      Thanks to today's links I found out it's called the Vilena Pose. And it is awesome.

    • Will

      Thats the way you get fucked.

      • yondra

        omg, who the f is that?

        • Bruce Bonsai

          Zahia Dehar. She was a prostitute that got into some scandal with some football or rugby player.

    • Maynard B.

      Am I the only one who made a big mess upon seeing dat.

    • idunno

      and here I was looking for a FDA University so I could apply as a male nurse.

      Also, #45 's exBF played it reaaaaaaal smooth. Nice way to have a girl expose herself to the internet. good job, bro.

  • arnold

    #17 "Deepthroat included"

    • qteam3d

      Find her!

      • Paula

        She'll be too busy dear.


        • Nate

          What happens on 07/11?

          • Scott

            That guy uses every one of the tickets he has left

          • Nunya Bidness

            A lot of last minute shopping.

            Better question is what happens on 07/12?

            • Big E

              Probably his birthday and a new book

          • isawoj

            Yeah, does she know something we don't? Will we die?

        • That Guy

          This is pretty random but the first one said one night of WOW with no whining.

          Anyone elses first thought warcraft?

          • Cleaner

            Yeah, it's World of Warcraft

          • Doogie Howser MD

            Oh really? I thought she meant WOW I'm ejaculating inside you…I guess Goblins are just as cool though….NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPE

          • Wavien

            Yeah totally xD

    • riverdog

      how about good for 1 or 2 people? time to bring home the hot admin!

      • DaddyD

        Bring home the HOPA

    • CHRI

      Don't spend it all in one place…

    • kewlboarder62

      Guess a violent porn is out of the question though.

    • Jordan

      best wife…not fair at all.

      • jbd

        no kidding

    • BobSugar

      Need the face of who's behind (or better yet on her knees) this.

    • Jason

      He needs a coupon to have ice cream?

      • DaddyD

        I'm guessing she will be providing an unusual receptacle …

      • KUI

        He needs a coupon to get a BJ?

    • nathan

      does the stress free bj not included the deepthroat? because that would be a shame!!!

      • wintercoat

        Nope, stress free means slow and sensuous. Drawn out for best effect.

    • FeelingSorryForYou

      I really do not envy men who have one woman to bang over, and over, and over again. If I had to eat the same meal every day, I'd kill myself. Same goes for vaginas.

      • Paula

        You're still a virgin, aren't you dear?
        Come to Paula…


        • Anyone but Paula!

          I can't believe I upvoted Paula = ( going to go reconsider my values now

    • A. Nonny Muss

      Ya know, it doesn't say "non-transferrable" anywhere on these. Bids, anyone?

    • DaHoneyBadger

      Better photocopy those!

    • http://www.clockbog.com/ denzino

      Better use them all cuz whenever 7/11 is; that's the day you get dumped!

    • GK-4

      mmmmm…Ice Cream

    • MacnCheese

      You're a lucky man!

    • Frank

      Talk about being pussy whipped.

      • RiHugh

        So is it weird that the top ticket was for a night of WOW? How does a night of gaming beat nasty deep throat action?

    • RdP

      This might just be the best wife present ever!

      • WangMyChung

        i have $10 that says he never gets half of those…

    • Biggus Diccus

      I got something like this once. It was for an 'anything goes' coupon. Yeah that 'anything' didn't go for long. (buttsex)

      • JDB

        Yeah, that never seems to work.

    • mgreen

      do they still work if you give one to a friend..

  • makers mark

    i don't think the positioning of #7 and #8 is an accident

    • http://blog.alexjustesen.com alex.justesen

      Chive doesnt do accidents… chive does awesome

    • Freddy

      nor #41 and #42

  • Random

    #1 it's Bill F'ing Murray !!!

    • NO NO NO

      It's unoriginal post day!

      • jeff

        are are a gay. make your own fucking website.

    • Wolfram

      I thought it looked more like Billmer Fuddray

    • Lau


      Bill Muray is golfing while carrying a child, your argument is invalid.

    • BobPlant

      same old tired act. . . ha ha he he so funny

  • Paula

    Why didn't you guys send me anything for Valentine's day?
    I am dissapoint.

    No hugs,

    • Seldi84

      Would if i knew you darlin'

      • Paula

        Well actually someone did send me this dildo, will use it later today. http://bit.ly/gVoNNF


        • Seldi84

          Ouch. 😮

    • Boniferous

      Because you suck, have no life and live in your aunts basement.

      • Jimmy

        Okay Paula, you showed us you're dildo, now go fuck yourself with it!

        • Paula

          I did, and now I'm even more dissapoint.


    • :-)

      Cuz you didn't send us a picture of your tits

    • Samuel L. Jackson

      Do you look like a bitch?

    • Lil Jon

      Because you're a nazi hermaphrodyke.

  • JMartin

    #2 – Insertion and desertion

  • Chris

    #17 – lucky man
    #41 – niceee

    • SoSad

      Yeah, he gets to bang the same hole over and over again. We clearly have different definitions of the word 'lucky'. I feel sorry for him.

      • wintercoat

        At least he doesn't have to convince himself over and over again that the lips around his cock belongs to a chick. You go have fun with your mystery date while he enjoys being happily married.

  • JMartin

    #4 – And not a single fuck was given that gay.

    • AYE AYE

      Unoriginal posts are getting TIRED

      • JMartin

        I had never heard that before; thought I was being original. So here's something original – why don't you eat my gooch with cream cheese fuck face.

        • guey

          Still not original, your sister was doing that last night. Try again.

          • Lil Jon

            Noice one!

    • JMartin

      So this is a herd mentality, you simple minded fucks? Aye aye, Guey and Lil Jon, something tells me you 3 are trying desperately to come out of the closet.

      • DaddyD

        The problem is that you need to use these common phrases in a clever and original way. This was neither.

        • jenny24

          Clever Originality, really? DaddyD I've seen many of your recycled comments. I thought it was funny, gay for day, haha.


    #6 followed by #7 – classic. Oh and #41 is just an epic ass



    • unimpressed

      u pulled out the 'EPIC' right after u bitched about being unoriginal ? whats next ?
      "ima be unoriginal…bitches love unoriginal"

      • Jules

        Looooooove #6 !!! And I'm NOT prego! Just a conisseuer of great fast food taste exploration:)

        • nut


  • Eazy E

    #23 gets her own post, thumbs decide —–>

    • Paula

      Begging for thumbs is soooo 2010…. but I know a good place for that thumb of yours… 🙂


      • Eazy E


        Didn't understand I was begging for thumbs, simply trying to get this beautiful girl her own post. Hopefully your Valentines Day is going well! *Thumbs Down*


      • Lil Jon

        Thumbs up if you want the Chive to ban Paula for life! ——————->

        • Paula

          Nah, they're crazy about me 🙂 I thumbed you up!


      • Eazy E

        415 Thumbs…your arguement is invalid.

    • Eazy E

      PS- Begging for a thumb up your butt is so 2011, thanks for staying up with the times.

  • Andrew

    #17 she's a keeper

  • EmBo

    woooooah…i'm #2 on the DAR! woot.

    • maz


    • makers mark

      what's your name?

      • Paula

        Probably Doug or Frank, Mike, something like that. Oh mine's Paula btw.


        • EmBo

          haha! no it's definitely not a manly name

          • quintus

            Your eyes were so stunning that it took me a while to notice your rack.

          • Mike

            I'm gonna guess your name is……….Emily? or Emma? Did I get it right?

            • EmB

              maybe, "Mike"

        • destin

          paula, i don't mind you mindlessly interjecting lame comments on the site, but you're coming dangerously close to spamming lately. I'd give it a rest if i was you. just some advice


          a formerly banned chiver

          • ...

            Hundred bucks says it's not even the original Paula. Now, every troll seems to use that name.

            • sixdeadelves

              whatsa troll?

              • http://www.facebook.com/acasinas Alfred Casinas Jr


        • JstevensF

          Yawn . . .

          The very little wit and intelligence I thought you had seem non existent nowadays Paula. Time for you to go troll another site perhaps?

    • JJ888

      Beauuuuutiful 🙂

    • random


    • its_forge

      Oh yay you're real and presumably your name isn't Dave. 'Cuz I was thinking, wow, she's far too beautiful to be real. Yes that's meant to sound like a compliment.

    • random


    • http://www.facebook.com/thaipaige Ty Paige

      haha high five…. oh and i'm pretty sure it's not a manly name either

    • Shockwave

      Congratulations, but you also should submit more photos for Chiivette Friday, because you're quite the cutie. 🙂

      • http://twitter.com/ngalarneau @ngalarneau

        I totally agree. Keep them coming.

    • 99Dug

      you're #2 on DAR, but #1 in our hearts…

      (see what I did there….clever huh?)

  • heavyD

    #23 Yummy! i'd ejaculate inside her vagina

    • Steven

      I'd love to place my erect penis in and around her mouth, if you know what I mean!

  • eroon

    #41 thank you sir may I have another?

  • Greg

    im a motherfucking hedgehog

    • Motte

      Fuck you, I'm an anteater.

      • SweetAwesomeness

        come at me bro'!

  • Mr.Bing

    #17, Best wife ever. Dont ever leave her.

    • Patrick


    • Slappy

      Until 7/12

  • TheTruth

    Bill Murray never fails to impress! #1

  • SweetAwesomeness

    here's a true story: Bill Murray is the fucking man!!!! #1

    and PGA golf winner….guys got an amazing life!!!

  • Guest

    #6 It's been a while, but I've done that…delicious!

    • Crapflinger

      #6 is even better now that they changed their fries. they're not as greasy anymore

      • gozer

        The old ones were better.

    • BobSugar

      noob not to

    • McDonalsBetter

      McDonald's Fries > Wendy's Fries when it comes to the Fry & Frosty Combo

      • ollivertwisted

        I agree. I did it in high school, (McD's and their chocolate shake), once when I was a bit inebriated. For the next 5 years I had a craving for this shit whenever I was drinking. These and potato wedges… Thankfully I stopped #6 before I became #7. But ohhhh was it great while it lasted!

  • Guest

    #28 Best photobomb ever?

  • Flicka

    Is #5 Knight's Shooting Sports in St. Pete?

    • Brad

      Sophia Santi on the left and Marie something on the right…

    • chodanutz

      either way…those are porn stars

      • Frito_Pants

        Sweet, sweet porn stars

    • pekito

      Madelyn Marie on the right

  • plow

    #17 FTW

    • pnj

      I know I'm old, but I cant get over FTW meaning for the win. That's not what it used to mean at all. However, For the win is right.

      • floscar

        HAHA, I'm with you. I always thought it meant fuck the world as it had in the before times.

  • Shawn35

    #28….look for it…..look for it….and we have a winner

    • its_forge

      Two girls kissing in the background? Help an old geezer out here.

    • mith


  • nara

    My Valentine is a frosty and a large fry from Wendy's. A ginger a fully approve of.

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