Daily Afternoon Randomness (46 Photos)

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  • QWERTY

    #29 and #33 do it for me

    • Admiral Obvious

      Thank you, Private Obvious. You have been promoted to Lieutenant….

      • ROK247

        hey thats my shtick. and i think it ended with admiral douchebag at the helm…

        • Admiral Obvious

          There will always be someone to keep up the good fight against pointless comments, especially on the first page. I salute you sir.

          • ROK247

            it's like trying to bail out the titanic with an ice cream pail. but dammit we have to try.

    • Tone

      *post the obvious, get thumbs up*

      • Repetative

        Ohhh, I knew I'd find you in here.

      • Apocalypse_Now

        *Repeat comment again and again.. get thumbs down*

    • manza

      qwerty play me in nhl arcade dude

    • yeah-you're hot

      @ http://thechive.com/2011/04/07/daily-afternoon-ra

      In an Acura though – kept honey!

  • DistractedIndividual

    Daily dose of the DAR always pleases me greatly:)

  • Bill

    #35 Well… that's awkward.

    • Trent

      It was an Onion News article

  • Bob

    #43

    I'm poopin. I'M POOPIN!!!

  • Brah

    I want #45 so bad.

    • Joe

      I'd kill it while I still had the upper hand.

    • The Dude

      Are you going to name it lemmiwinks?

    • http://www.facebook.com/thaipaige Ty Paige

      I'd have him drink a coke

    • Jalen

      I want #42 so bad.

      • Guest

        as much as the dude jerking off behind her ?!

    • GK-4

      I see your Miniature Giraffes
      And RAise you Baby Polar Bears

    • GK-4

      I see your Miniature Giraffes
      And RAise you Baby Polar Bears

    • strkan

      i think it's fake. way fake. but still cute…

  • Bob

    #13
    Kill it. Kill it with fire!!!

    • tom a

      At first I thought " that's funny, a big bodybuilder dude wearing a bikini top. haha! oh, Chive you so sill….wait…. fffffuuuuuuu!!!!!"

    • ISU Birds

      If she wasn't wearing the top I don't think anyone would know this was a woman.

    • j22

      I want her SO BAD

    • Unknown

      Comment had me rollin'! Well said, sir!

    • Simen

      This is the only living dinosaur today… KILL IT!!

      • Rawr

        LMFAO

    • KyleGamgee

      I think The Tank gets faster if you hit it with a Molotov. Plus then you take fire damage as it is murdering you.

    • Jaf

      Vera de Milo: The Later Years

    • saltygary

      "That's a man baby"!

      • Paragon

        What the shit, downvotes for quoting Austin Powers!? For shame!

    • https://www.facebook.com/jason.ciotti Jason Ciotti

      TAAAANNNK!!

  • FobSs

    #13 find her

    • clueless

      is it a her?

    • RoJo

      I am not even sure it is a her!

      • Apocalypse_Now

        Ok.. then… find it!!!

    • The Dude

      No seriously find her i need help moving a couch.

      • Oap

        so much win in this comment

      • http://www.facebook.com/toffog87 Joe Thegame Meade

        couch? try i need help moving my house.

    • IMHO

      Find what was a her?

    • http://twitter.com/EricDLarson4278 @EricDLarson4278

      Don't worry, I'm sure she/it will find you.

    • mikey

      IT'S Paula!!

    • dizzard

      Pat went on a steroid diet

      • stoogesnerd

        No that's Iggy Pop you can tell by his face!!!

    • eo2

      PSA This is what steroids will do to your junk!

  • Glenn

    #18 MY GOD! Who cares if it's CGI???

    • Dave

      Am I the only one that thought this was a child?

      • efrainoscar

        yes

      • mes5991

        double yes

    • Unknown

      Agreed. A fine specimen of sheer delight . Chive, why don't you get yourselves running to find her, please. I hope to heaven she's got a face that matches the rest!

      • gorthaug

        its by an artist name rgus, look it up on deviantart

  • Angry Bird

    Early bird gets the early DAR bitches!

  • Brad

    #35 the onion right?

    • Mick

      yes

    • Hich

      Yes, indeed.

    • Shut It

      Crying shame…. No one give hand jobs anymore.

  • Justin Hall

    #11 What's he doing with Chuck Norris' condom?

    • john

      i love it that there is always some dude in the comments that thinks its funny make a chuck norris joke… not

    • Glenn_Coco

      Chuck Norris doesn't need condoms, he just decides whether he'll impregnate you or not.

    • Tomas

      And, it's expired. Be prepared for a little surprise in 9 months. 😮

    • Unknown

      LMAO! Chick Norris. This is quite literally the perfect scenario to use the "Cover me, I'm going in…" cliche.

      • Jen

        im pretty sure that chuck norris jokes are fucking old. thumb me down —>

    • Acdc

      Chuck Norris is bulletproof – wtf does he need a condom for?

  • T.T. Tiger

    #13 AHHHHH KILL IT!!!!

  • ** PAULA HATER **

    #13 Looks like Paula

    • Tone

      *post obvious, get thumbs up*

    • Paula_

      I could SO kick your ass though.

      Chokehold,
      Paula
      – the one who's 3 times stronger than you

  • TIZ

    #13 awww fuckkkkkk….

  • Finster172

    #11 What kinda wrapper is that?

    • XXL

      A big one.

    • mark

      Pop tart?

  • ashley

    #46 beautiful no matter what!!!

    • Glenn

      GODS YES!

    • iamsofaking

      Looks good to me.

    • Twig

      You are extremely hot. You can't hide beautiful, please stop trying.

    • That Guy

      Looks a lot like Olivia Wilde… Nice

      • Larry

        Kind of. She looks like Olivia Wilde if you stretched her eyes too far apart on her face.

        • Larry

          Like a fish or something….

          • Larry

            You guys are right, It's not her fault her eyes are scared of her nose…

            • http://www.facebook.com/shane.plaskett Shane Plaskett

              larry you are a purebred moron

              • tay-diggz

                You guys are all so wrong she's so fucking gorgeous you're just too narrow-minded about what you think is beautiful.

        • Poppin Fresh

          please do your trolling elsewhere, troll.

    • http://www.facebook.com/leefo Lee Foster

      Agreed, she has no need for makeup. Her eyes are beautiful also.

      • wintercoat

        Oh my god, I could lose myself in her eyes!

    • Jayavc

      sorry, but you don't need make-up! you are beautiful with out, which is not very common. You have no reason to ever be nervous about being without, and who ever gave you the insecurities, was lying….

      • Country Boy

        Nervous without make-up?! You are absolutly gorgeous without it and have no reason to be nervous without it at all. I think this sans make-up beauty deserves her own post!

    • Unknown

      Lose her and then find her again, so that I can be just as pleasantly surprised the next time I see her.

    • Gevth

      You're trying to trick us, right? If there's no makeup here, then there must be witchcraft. Under the laws of God, noone is allowed to look so beautiful with absolutely no makeup. Or photoshop.

      • Kevin

        here here

      • that other guy

        nobody said anything about using no photoshop 😉

    • BobSugar

      Kylie I was not one of them. Damn, those eyes.

    • llano2

      You are soooo ugly. Jeez, I can barely bring myself to look at you. FAP, FAP, FAP…

    • Ricardo

      Beautiful.

    • Dave

      you are smoking hot with or without makeup

    • Mick

      She makes me feel good in my boy parts

    • Poppin Fresh

      she needs to not care about what a few internet trolls are saying about make-up she's gorgeous with or without…

    • EasternCanuck

      There's nothing hotter than a naturally beautiful woman… luv it.

    • rlmnofjean-ious

      Marry me?

    • Slauter

      Absolutely gorgeous. I think you should swear off makeup totally.

    • John

      Absolutely gorgeous! Next Chivette???

    • http://www.facebook.com/hirebrad Brad Barker

      Perfect the way you are.

    • diesel

      true beauty , excellent . stay away from make up forever

    • Gia

      A beutiful lady indeed but you remind me of Dren.
      By the way Mascara or eye liner do count as make up…just saying.

      • Mmm_Ciao

        Haha. Glad I'm not the only one who noticed.

    • Con Gin Ralph

      Marry Me

    • http://www.facebook.com/codealpha Terry Burke

      you have the most "thumbs up" i have ever seen anyone get on the chive!

      • smartguy47

        Check out the post of the person beating cancer. Over 1200+ on the first comment =)

        CHIVE ON!

        • smartguy47

          Correction: the post WITH the person beating cancer. (Which is the Apr 6 DAR)

    • Elroy

      This young woman is gorgeous. I can't imagine why she bothers to wear make up at all. It couldn't possibly do anything other than distract from her natural beauty.

    • topher

      The chive, feeding peoples egos since 08

    • turbosmurf

      MOAR !

    • A Fan

      Me thinks she has a bit o makeup on

      • JezzusBa

        *submit photo pretending to not know you're gorgeous to receive thumbs and comments*

    • pedobear

      hmmm…. i do belive in the power of photoshop. i think you are a regular user. lol, just kidding.. i`ll just go out and be awesome somewhere.

    • DoktorLednik

      Why use makeup when you have photoshop?

    • daemon

      Amazing.

    • FeeFeeG

      absolutely gorgeous! Don't drown yourself in makeup! Bet you have a great bod too!

      – Fee ❤

    • mr860

      no make up needed….ever

    • Brad

      Wait a second. she's is still wearing eye liner. Is that not considered makeup any more? without that I bet she looks really different. That said, she'd still be hot, just thought I'd point that out.

    • Luca

      She's gorgeous. Why on earth would she need makeup?

    • Paulie

      Is it just me or does anyone else thing she looks a bit alienish?

    • Redkitsune

      now she's using a lot of clothes!!!!

    • Dave H

      Megan fox has nothing on you…

    • http://spirittreeonline.com Jeff

      With eyes like that… beautiful.

  • Mr. Wilson

    #46

    Smokin'

    • Love MD

      Eyemazing!

    • Jordan

      much better without, so hot.

    • Jeff Mullin

      Should never touch make up again. Wow.

    • ClariseStarling

      MOAR, and her own POAST

    • Anonymous

      Please save your money and don't buy make-up. Even without make-up you beat 999 out of 1000 girls in beautifulness!

      • TCUchiver

        or save your money and buy me a drink??? just askin…

        • TCUchiver

          that came out wrong…. i meant with all of your extra money we could go out for a drink….damnit

    • mark

      Yes, you are banned from ever using makeup again. When will all the brunettes learn… you look BETTER without the makeup. LESS is always MOAR.

    • ECZal

      Hot as hell

      • http://www.facebook.com/people/Dawn-DuBois/507725936 Dawn DuBois

        She is very beautiful, but she is still wearing makeup.

    • hank

      find her,please

    • Ric H

      Hot, makeup or not, why would you even worry about it. You are "en fuego" as my Hispanic brethren might say.

    • George

      Why use make-up? You couldn't be prettier!

    • Maynard B.

      Kylie, Wow, don't mess with near perfection. Guys, get this girl a post STAT.

    • tay-diggz

      Please never wear make up ever again. anyone who says other wise is a fool.

    • munificent

      Seriously. Kylie looks like a younger, hotter Olivia Wilde

      • Dameson

        Seriously gorgeous

    • V4vendetta14

      You have to love a natural beauty. She wakes up looking that good…

  • imbrovvn

    My thoughts exactly
    #13 Then #14

    • Petey

      goddammit i was gonna say that. touche imbrovvn

  • JZ6

    Who is #29 Damn!

    • Poonchinello

      You need to start watching "Community". It's very cleverly written.

    • Dissonant

      Alison Brie. One of my current faves on ALL of TV.

    • Noname

      She's Alison Brie. She's on "Community",one of the better shows on T.V.

  • TheRyan5

    #29 & #46 made my day.

    • Dale

      Cummunity girl — Alison Brie i think

  • ASDF

    #40 needs a cheeseburger….

    • Jak

      Agreed. Bones are rarely sexy. It would be like humping a stool

    • ROK247

      too much hip bone is gross BLECH

    • Duaneo

      I'd eat a cheesebuger off of those abs! Of course, I like cheeseburgers, thus I do not have abs like those.

    • Jeremy

      Perhaps the proper response is, don't suck in while taking the photo. There's just right and then there's too much. That is too much hip bone. She probably is stunning when not doing that.

    • Unknown

      Anorexia isn't sexy at all. Someone divided by 0 again.

      • northerner

        Slender is not anorexic. Slender is gorgeous. If you want a cheeseburger, eat it yourself. I'll eat her, thank you. That's gorgeous stuff…

    • mark

      Disagree. If you look at the rest of these pics you can clearly see she is no anorexic (e.g. no unsightly veins, etc.). No, this one just has prominent hip bones, which I for one find very SEKSI.

      • shhhhimhiding

        You are one of few it appears. Sorry but women are sexy when they look like women. Not little girls or skeletons.

      • tay-diggz

        Wordz

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Dawn-DuBois/507725936 Dawn DuBois

      looks like she could damage someone with those things….

      • northerner

        but it would hurt SO good!

    • TCUchiver

      i agree with the picture….HAWT! but it would be nice to see the rest…..i am a sucker for a strong bone structure – give me a good jaw line, collar bones and hips – i will melt. I think her picture is AWESOME

      • Yo Face

        So you love men?

    • Mike

      That just isnt sexy.

    • Glenn_Coco

      Have none of you never nibbled a hip bone? Missing out…

      I'm a fan.

      • Jak

        Is it similar to eating ribs?

        • Glenn_Coco

          Yep, sure is. Sauce/dry rub optional of course.

      • Scallywagg

        A little hip bone is sexy, what she has is too much bone and not enough cushin' for the pushin'

        • Glenn_Coco

          That's the wrong side for cushion brother, lol.

    • Deeveeus

      yeah I have one thing to say about sex with that…….FUCKIN OW

    • Pat

      "It's a trap"!!!
      Look at the foot…

      • JezzusBa

        I would completely and utterly destroy this girl… they can basically be used as handles… think about it

    • Nastee

      Bitch, have some snacks.
      When your bf or whatever is humping you, does he have bruises later?
      Too skinny is gross, when bones stick out like that something is wrong.

    • daemon

      My wife used to have these…loved them. They disappeared some time back.. 😦

    • AtomManhattan

      As a fan of the neighborhood, an my favorite female parts (ass, thigh, & of course- vagina), I love hips, but this is pretty unattractive.

  • MikeofLA

    #4 Add to the Derp gallery

    #46 Very nice, now how about one with less clothing?

    • Isaiaher

      Don't be a douche. This gorgeous girl puts herself out there and you gotta creep all over her.

      • MikeofLA

        How is that being a douche? I appreciate her looks very much and applaud her courage to come on here and post a picture sans make-up. I also know what my fellow chivers like, and would also like to see her beautiful face (and most likely) accompanying attractive body in a more "macro" setting. I wasn't asking her to jump on a table and strip down, more like a "Sexy Chivers" photo… so, why don't you get off your high horse and think about what site you’re on.

        • Dominican

          well played sir well played

          • Republic

            goddamn people need to stop typing that….

    • Dale

      I second the motion

  • Matt

    #42 damn

    • please

      FIND!!

      • jimbojones

        I found her!

        She's right in the middle of the picture, wearing a lavender thing & roller skates.

      • VANILLA GORILLA

        I WOULD LIKE TO SECOND, THIRD AND FORTH THAT!

    • Pomp

      Please do locate, in a rather expedient fashion. Thank you.

    • Jeremy

      I wonder if she'd snort pixie sticks with me?

    • Unknown

      Do I need to pick up roller blading to meet these fine ass women?

      • djames

        What is that guy doing in the background…taking a leak?

        • TerryC

          Just alittle roller Fapping

        • Paul Rudd

          Do you know how I know you're gay?

      • Sir Derpalot

        She's wearing quads, not fruit boots. Get involved in Roller Derby if ya can.

    • taylor

      pretty sure thats lady gaga before fame!!!

    • http://thechive.com/ bkfrijoles

      must find Roller Girl

    • mark

      Nothing against the original, but I would like to see a remake of Boogie Nights with this girl cast as Roller Girl…

    • 88888888

      MOAR!

    • jojo

      chive please finder her !! #42 !!

    • TjPshine

      Oh MY LAWRD.
      I agree with every other FIND HER request replied here!

  • Brad

    #24 "Yes, you poor and unfamous person, do a trick for my amusement, hahaha…"

    • Chogreshi

      Tha'ts her mom doing the flip.

      • mark

        Wrong. Her mom did accompany her when these shots were taken but that is NOT her mom. BTW, that may be the funniest comment posted today.

    • mental_farts

      so this it what it would look like if the invisible man had a beach orgy

    • JFrost

      That comment made me choke on my cereal!

  • Sauru

    i got bad news for the guy in #27

    • imbrovvn

      Notice he's holding a camera? Guess what he's doing tonight.

    • stitch

      that they 'tickle your fancy'?

      • txchivette

        is that you G?

    • Dr. Strange Pants

      #21 But the Good News is we can use you on the Water Polo Team!

    • Gevth

      If you noticed there was a guy in this picture, I've got bad news for you…

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