Bacon Bazooka: Accept no substitute (4 Photos & Video)

Its my birthday chive, been a chiver for 4 years. you guys rock.

Fart.

I know what I'd rather be doing with all that bacon

i would eat the bacon.

One day, US state mottos will all be references to their most popular Youtube videos

Utah: We have a Bacon Bazooka

It's monday, I could use some motivation.

I love bacon as much as the next guy but why?

Yeah….

Dumbest thing I've seen today.

Meanwhile in Texas

never again blaspheme the almighty pork belly !!!!!!!!!

what you think you know about bacon? bacon as never been this deadly before! clogged artheries?! HAHA! how would you like a sausage shot to your face?!? now thats dangerous!!
next level bacon gun, to kill all the haters out there!

not made entirely of bacon nor does it fire actual bacon projectiles = fail.

a bacon-covered bazooka at best, maybe. bacon bazooka? nay.

Bacon will never go out of style, but I think the only thing left is Fonzie in a bacon jacket, jumping over a vat of bacon grease filled with bacon wrapped sharks.

Wait a minute…That might be alright.

Happy Baconalia

this is the dumbest shit I have ever seen. Can I have 2 minutes of life back now?

these guys have nothing on epic meal time…. how have we let canadians out do our love of bacon

a waste of good bacon!

stop wasting food
if your gonna make a meat rocket make it so that the meat shoots into people's mouth

Yeah baby!!! That's my home town! Fayetteville. I thought I recognized Agri Park!

so he wrapped a bazooka in bacon? DEERRRRP.

I'd rather eat that bazooka than shoot it

stupid, let's wrap a bazooka in bazooka gum and call it a bazooka bazooka