• Morgan Freeman

    Its my birthday chive, been a chiver for 4 years. you guys rock.

    • MvBats

      Happy Brithday Morgan, i love your movies!

    • switch_24

      happy birthday to you, sir!

    • Catracho

      Feliz cumpleanos!!!
      Chive ON from Honduras

    • Sam

      Happy Birthday!!

      Btw Shawshank Redemption is awesome!!

    • Anon

      Morgan Freeman:

      Born: Morgan Porterfield Freeman Jr.
      June 1, 1937 in Memphis, Tennessee, USA

      Yeah… but happy bday whoever you are.

      • Sam

        Shawshank is still awesome anyway lol

      • Captnjack

        I don't think the chive has been around for 4 years either, but yeah, regardless, Morgan Freeman is awesome and happy birthday to the guy who posted it, haha.

  • beer


  • http://www.facebook.com/sigleydavid David Sigley

    I know what I'd rather be doing with all that bacon

  • prankster

    i would eat the bacon.

  • Mike

    One day, US state mottos will all be references to their most popular Youtube videos

    Utah: We have a Bacon Bazooka

    • Graphixxz

      That could be an awesome Chive post… I would like to see that.

      Alabama: Hide your kids, hide your wife And hide your husband, Cuz they’re rapin errbody out there

  • Henrik

    It's monday, I could use some motivation.

  • aosux

    I love bacon as much as the next guy but why?

    • b-ry

      clearly too much time on their hands.

  • Jeremy


  • Knuckledonkey

    Dumbest thing I've seen today.

  • Cake is a Lie

    Meanwhile in Texas

  • gofistyourself

    never again blaspheme the almighty pork belly !!!!!!!!!

  • xXbeermonkeyXx

    what you think you know about bacon? bacon as never been this deadly before! clogged artheries?! HAHA! how would you like a sausage shot to your face?!? now thats dangerous!!
    next level bacon gun, to kill all the haters out there!

  • ROK247

    not made entirely of bacon nor does it fire actual bacon projectiles = fail.

    a bacon-covered bazooka at best, maybe. bacon bazooka? nay.

  • Dood

    Bacon will never go out of style, but I think the only thing left is Fonzie in a bacon jacket, jumping over a vat of bacon grease filled with bacon wrapped sharks.

    Wait a minute…That might be alright.

    • Jimbo

      I see what you did there.

  • http://thechive.com/ bkfrijoles

    Happy Baconalia

  • http://youmomsbox.com Charles In Charge

    this is the dumbest shit I have ever seen. Can I have 2 minutes of life back now?

    • Of Change

      This ^^

  • kev

    these guys have nothing on epic meal time…. how have we let canadians out do our love of bacon

  • mike

    a waste of good bacon!

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Haz-Ramos/585317555 Haz Ramos

    stop wasting food
    if your gonna make a meat rocket make it so that the meat shoots into people's mouth

  • Hog Brother

    Yeah baby!!! That's my home town! Fayetteville. I thought I recognized Agri Park!

  • TherealJoel

    so he wrapped a bazooka in bacon? DEERRRRP.

  • http://grind365.com Alll

    I'd rather eat that bazooka than shoot it

  • buuillis

    stupid, let's wrap a bazooka in bazooka gum and call it a bazooka bazooka

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