Daily Afternoon Randomness (48 Photos)

  • Brother Maynard

    Generic troll comment intended to make people mad.

    • MigraineBoy

      Standardized disapproval.

    • FuckOff

      generic troll is generic

    • Guesty

      Followed by played out meme reference…

    • Heinrich

      Plea to others to ignore troll, failing to see irony in giving troll my own attention

    • Boops

      Expected reaction and aforementioned comments, as expected.

    • FFffffffuuuuuuuu

      Random pic of super hot girl to offset the rage.

      Affirmative comment, in order to gain upward facing thumbs.

      YUM YUM YUM!

      • Obviously

        Obligatory closing statement: "State obvious, get thumbs up."

      • Off Topic

        Her name is Sammy Braddy. I figured someone would probably ask.

    • its_forge

      Bait-taking; six-paragraph rant.

      • Too Long

        Of course followed by the classic "TLDNR."

        • timetravlr

          god i love The Chive

    • miliano2.0

      Obligatory remark on how i spent time with original poster's mother the night before his post. Followed by a description of what she did to me and what I did to her in return.

      • YupYupYup

        I don't remember you being there? Were you in the closet? Is THAT why she wouldn't let me hide in the closet when the pool boy knocked on the door?

    • Ulisses

      Generic and always present, "lol" comment

      • kodakkid

        tip mt hat on of the best wastes of 2 min of my life

        • switch_24

          applauds the chive for yet another awesome comment thread and for teaching newbies "commenting at the chive 101"

          • DaddyD

            Can't think of anything new or original to say, but posts anyway.

            • Hey_You


              • NotaTrap

                Decides to submit comment even though there is no where left to go…

                • God

                  I don't exist.

                  • DistractedIndividual



                    • Brother Maynard

                      I love this site!!!!!!!

                    • Vagina Jones

                      This was an incredible thread.

                    • TresselLovesTrannies

                      Does anyone know where I can get some really good bread & butter pickles?

                    • Catch


    • http://www.facebook.com/Artemisian Rebecca Robinson

      Genuine appreciation of awesome username.

  • excal

    #20, #21

    Clever, Chive

    • HaterAid

      #20 When shitty tattoos happen to hot women

      • Ugh

        Nice tattoos, whore!

        • wookie

          everything looks just great to me

      • AidHater

        There's tattoos? I was too distracted by everything else.

    • jed
  • Dubstep


    • Schranz

      I like the wobble part.

    • dub

      Can we get more snare?

    • Aeternus

      What's wrong with a little wobbling here and there?

  • ass luver

    Another good ending to another good DAR

    • paulson

      I've got some bad news…

      • Admiral Ackbar

        Ever see the crying game?

    • Anon

      Except for the penis

    • Glenn_Coco

      it's a gap trap!

    • mark


    • blurr95

      man, i hope you swing for the other side of the fence, cuz i got bad news for you…. look at the picture longer… 😡

    • Don_Aguelo

      Yeah, now I know why you are an ass lover.

  • Brother Maynard

    #20 #21

    I see what you did there…

    • http://www.facebook.com/codealpha Terry Burke

      anyone know who she is?

      • HaterAid

        A random hottie with ugly-as-fuck tattoos?

      • Rumpus

        A whore?

      • mosby

        Jennie June

  • Random

    #19 keep it up patty, we need more naked pictures of whitney

    • amanda

      way to go, Patty! Mac, it's not from scratch if you buy the dough, yo.

    • dub

      I haven't seen any naked pictures…. I feel a bit robbed..

    • Chris

      dude the dough is WEAK that is not 'from scratch' in any universe!!

      • Paula

        Whitney is a butter face – wait! Maybe she is relevant to this photo because if she sends in a naked photo something tells me theres going to be sausage on that pizza. Get some taste chivers, not every girl who shows a little skin is worth looking at. Your mom is fat.


        • Richard III

          God you're worthless

        • Anonymous

          Whitney is cute. Deal with it.

      • http://spachethespatula.blogspot.com/ Rachael

        exactly what i was thinking.

        • http://spachethespatula.blogspot.com/ Rachael

          uhh about the dough, not the rude comment above mine

  • Blake

    The bad news is you got – all you got – is just one week to regain your job, starting with tonight, starting with tonight's sits. Oh, have I got your attention now? Good. 'Cause we're adding a little something to this month's sale contest. As you all know, first prize is a Cadillac El Dorado. Anybody want to see second prize? Second prize is a set of steak knives. Third prize is your fired. You get the picture? You laughing now? You got leads. Mitch and Murray paid good money. Get their names to sell them. You can't close the leads you're given, you can't close shit, you are shit, hit the bricks pal and beat it 'cause you are going out.

    • WinningChiver

      A-B-C. A-Always, B-Be, C-Closing. Always be closing, always be closing

      • SirWiz

        Now, just follow a little formula called PB & J. Peer at the monitor. Be judgmental. And jot it down. One way to remember that is A-B-C. Always Be Considering PB & J. But the single most important rule is the four A's. Always Act According to A-B-C.

    • Classic

      Put that coffee…. down. Coffee's for closers only!!

    • Surprised

      Wow, surprised to see so many thumbs down. I think it's a classic film, all in all.

    • Molly

      TL; DR

  • jack

    #25 yes

    • biindsp0t

      I like the fact that you can see her pink panties, more hot girls need to do this.

      • its_forge

        It's a coverup over a swimsuit, judging by the look on her face she won't be coming back to whatever place this is in just a coverup over a swimsuit. The teenage male cashier probably called her Mams.

        • Mark

          And also, everyone else in the picture was shopped with her tits

    • Wishes

      I thought the clothing would be removed in the last pic. One can only wish.

    • Ken

      Oh! GODZILLA!

    • dkorps

      i didnt even notice the godzilla in the background until they replaced it with her.

      • http://www.facebook.com/will.moog Will Moog

        Totally. I felt kinda embarrassed that I didn't see it.

      • Derp

        what godzilla?

    • Goose

      She looks like an ugly version of country singer Kristy O from Bomshel.

  • GoForth

    Late DAR today, Chive. Finally, now I can leave work to go drinking!

  • Urban

    #4 Whoah! MOAR!

    • busted

      ID, please.

      • Sigh

        GTFO, please. She is quite obviously not underage.

      • win

        Do your research Chive…. this is fake, use tineye and don't be lazy please!

    • prince albert

      She finds emma attractive because emma is one cup size away from looking like a boy. and maybe she's bi-curious.

    • Poololololol

      Underage or not I would still do unspeakable things to her (them)

  • Coo Coo Ka Chooo

    I am the walrus.

    • Kringle

      I am the eggman

      • annoyingshampoo

        Ku coo ku chew ku chew ku chew chew chew.

      • Doc Icetea

        Goo goo g'joob.

        • Quagmire

          Giggitty, Giggitty

    • Glenn_Coco

      stfu Donny, you're out of your element!

    • mark

      I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me.

  • jamison

    #44 a few thumbs for hot girls in chainmail ——>

    • quintus

      Is that the master sword?

      • And Cut

        I've got a master sword for you right here. *Points to crotch*

        • miliano2.0

          *Points to sword over fireplace mantel.*

      • Michael

        That's what she said.

    • Chiver Me Timbers

      Yes, but the dirty socks ruin it for me

    • George

      complete nerdgasm

  • Paula_

    Hi Guys!

    – you have a nasty habit of surviving ms. Paula

    • Grim

      Hey Paula, just want to thank you for your dedicated trolling. You keep the comment section entertaining. Just thought you should know that you have at least one fan out there 🙂

      • Paula_

        Ah thank you dear, but not to worry, there's plenty of people who just looove to hate me… I'm their itching wound they keep scratching.

        – Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and die.

        • Todd T

          More like that itch you just can't scratch or a not so fresh feeling

    • FFffffffuuuuuuuu

      I already wrote you resignation letter yesterday, it's been approved, just sign it and begone.

  • Google

    Post that bitch a comment. Bitches love comments.

    • Guesty


    • Hmmmm

      Technically, it makes sense.

      • Guesty

        I don't know… it's kinda stretching it a bit

    • Sarcasm

      I see what you did there.

  • https://www.facebook.com/kcruz09 Kyle Cruz

    #10 WANT!!!

    • firefighter23

      The cup, right?

      • DCBizzle

        firefighter23 you just made me laugh my ass off

  • perry

    oh god, u bastards

  • It's Almost Friday

    All hail Rebecca Black!

    • Gevth

      Only for her Justin Bieber twit in today's demotivational post.

    • Guesty

      This gets 7 down votes, but "Post that bitch a comment, bitches love comments is in the positive? The commenters on this site are like the stockpile of idiocy

      • Toke


      • Brother Maynard

        about time someone else noticed……..

    • dev

      you should check out the song called : My Jeans

  • Thundercunt

    #20 and #25….good lord

    • KyleGamgee

      He is good. Some damn fine work there.

      • Lord

        I can be naughty, too 😉

    • SPetsnz

      20# i agree find moarrrrr!

  • FlyingSpagMonst

    Kill it. Kill it with fire.

    • kevorkian

      Kill it before it breeds

    • Hangintough

      Snorlax is a normal type so fighting would be much more effective than a fire type.

      • Kip


      • zach

        my level 100 machamp uses seismic toss.

    • Who Knows

      I'll do it! I'll take the ring to Mordor!

    • todd

      that would be on big ass fire…

    • YupYupYup


  • The_BOFH

    #4… And so do we!

  • R. Sterling

    Look, I want to tell you something because you’re very dear to me and I hope you understand it comes from the bottom of my damaged, damaged heart. You are the finest piece of ass I ever had and I don’t care who knows it. I am so glad I got to roam those hillsides.

  • bartman

    my dose of DAR just made it on time.

  • Oasis

    39 Hell to the yeah!

    • Oasis

      #39 I hate keyboards.

  • Brother Maynard

    #25 yes you did it right.

  • http://www.facebook.com/codealpha Terry Burke

    #20 #21 that would be a win

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