Best photos of the week (50 Photos)

  • kyle

    #28 -score one underboob

    • Conor

      Bianca Beauchamp does it again 😛

    • jeffzero

      So much awesomeness in this site, and yet a complete and total fail for an iPhone app. Many have let them know, still the same broken and unusable app. Makes ya wonder…

  • ryan

    sigh. another weekend without chive

    • Forrest Herron

      its not all bad bro, have you forgotten about cat saturday or behind-the-scenes sunday? chive on man

    • Orgazoid

      How about, I dunno, going outside this weekend? Interact with real people?

  • T-Moze

    #2 Love a hot chick with a guitar.

  • JROC

    #39 – i could have used that card once or twice.

  • Chaos

    #46 Better caption: Where the hell is the ring Sauron? WTH.

    • Netoward

      Uhmm…….. Nah, it's better the way it is

      • Whatever

        Yeah, that Frisbee joke had me ROFL.

        • thing

          I'm still giggling at the frisbee joke…

    • name

      Uh, that caption idea isn't even funny. Fail.

  • fibonacci5150

    #27 I have nothing intelligent to say

    • guest

      Those things are why i dont go to whole foods any more…

    • sparkyinfla

      That was a great episode, especially when he kept throwing away the samples of veggie bacon, so no one else would have to endure it.

  • dizzard

    #47 wow…

    • Dazilla

      Angie Varona….she's legal now.

      • name

        but not in this picture she isn't

        • Netoward

          yeah, but at this point who cares?

        • its_forge

          And in this picture she's fully clothed so what the fuck is the difference if she was 18 yet or not?

    • bob the builder

      She is a butterHead

    • issey


  • Seannerz

    #35 On top of the world. You're an inspiring guy, John.

    • aba

      agreed, but seriously….lose the scarves…they scream out pretentious douche-hole

      • hader

        i used to agree. but now i see how many girls have to tug and play with it. he knows something we don't.

      • scarf hater

        yep, cool guy. But really the scarf thing is so incredibly faggy.

    • name

      inspiring? for what, putting his arm around a slutty girl? OH WOW! also, I hate seeing John in posts because of his ugly ass face; his eyes look like they're melting down his cheeks.

      • lindsay

        his eyes are the best part about him imo ❤

        u mad?

      • Seannerz

        Let's see… Started a huge website that brings people together which spawned other websites, has a recurring role in a tv show, mingles with celebs and hot women, and overall appears to be a very successful and fun-loving guy. Those are a few reasons.

        • devon

          yeah i hate people who create successful blogs that do nothing but make ppl laugh… and are also on my 2nd fav. tv show. someday people will wake up and realize how horrible and uninspiring that john guy is

          • DrROBOTO

            Hes hanging out w/ jeff garland from curb ur enthusiasm at a strip club.If you cant understand why thats epic u r banned from the internet for no less then 1 month.

  • Dazilla

    FIND!!!! #38

  • FamousNate

    #24 That would have been one GIGANTIC chicken.

  • sean

    who is #23?

    • Sean

      I second. #23 must be found and returned to my residence for…um…"questioning."

  • fullofit

    #23 imagine this with that


  • winning

    #43 behind the music Britney Spears

  • yes'm

    #5 baby sees #25

    • bud

      everytime i see #25 i scroll away as fast as possible. i feel like shes going to crawl out of the screen

  • Stone


  • sam



    • Henrik

      Even if you're a tiny ice skater.

  • carl


    She has a ugly face and her breast will sag down to her waist by the time she is 30.

    • Netoward

      Well, I would definitely stay by her side till she's 30 and even more.

    • Ryuubu

      Her toenails are more beautiful than you.

    • Ken

      Spoken like a true gay man.

    • its_forge

      Wow if that's an ugly face I wanna see the armada of blindingly beautiful women that hang around YOU.

    • Rick

      Haters gonna hate

    • Kelly

      Yeah, I'm sure carl is hounded by supermodels daily.

    • Hoenheim

      either carl is really a chick or has Aced all of the

  • gads;knl

    #7. Gimme a break. Fake as fuck.

    • DRC36

      looks pretty real to me man. if not it's still pretty funny.

      • BentWrenches

        funny,but totally shopped

    • tfbuckfutter

      So you're saying he DIDN'T find the poltergeist?

  • Netoward

    #33 "Oh man, this night IS my night, I will finally score… It's been a while since I haven't. Well, here goes.. All or nothing!" – "Did you bring a condom?" – "Oh, yeah, how did I forget that?" *Takes 'condom' out* "Wait, whaaaa!?" USB condom, trolling since 2011.

    • Lisa

      There's a "hard drive" joke in there some where…

  • Lisa

    #42, #38, #28, #23, and #31 should be last. It's been a good week. 😉

    • Ken

      I agree with all of these multiple choices.

    • Airwalktdk

      I think ive seen #42 somewhere else before… is she a porn star?

      • Simon James Law

        She's been in zoo, nuts, and loaded. Also in a horror film at some stage.

      • Garytown

        Vikki Blows

  • MigraineBoy

    #17 She's saving that for later.

    • Netoward

      #5, #25 I think they are going to prepare a feast…

    • simon

      #17 "i need to tell you something, I'm pregnant…weeeell i was pregnant. Probably should have told you sooner. Had a lot of things on my plate, plus i didn't think you were the dad. But hey if you wanna relive the birth I can shove him up my jumper?"

  • BobbaFett

    Anyone know who #42 is?
    Because WOW!

    • arnold kiss

      Vikki Blows

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  • Zinzat

    #42 is Vicky Blows, a Sun page 3 topless model from the UK

    • statingtheobvious

      Vicky Blows?
      But does Vicky swall – eh you probably saw that coming.

  • Hugo 'Huey' Castaneda

    #29 – "That's the power of love"

  • Paula_

    All right, all right, you found out. Yes, I'm on The Chives paylist. I get a Chive sticker for every thumb down I earn. You guys happy now?
    It's not as cool as it sounds though, I've vandalized most of Western Europe with these stickers already and the pile of boxes with stickers is becoming troublesome; I simply have no more room for them.

    – Ding-Dong… oh hell, there's the transport service with another pallet

    • Fuck Paula!

      Are you fucking kidding with this nonsense? Shut the hell up Paula, no one fucking cares. I hope you fucking die.

      • IronEagle119

        Quit feeding the trolls…

    • Stupid troll

      quiet troll

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