Daily Afternoon Randomness (48 Photos)

  • Brother Maynard

    #48 sweet!

    • Royce

      So this is how it really went down with Osama… A team of Navy Seals just got in a room and said, "Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there……. With Bin Laden!" *BOOM*

      • Vagina Jones

        Haha too bad it was the wrong post, but thats pretty funny.

    • Hey_You

      Who is that?!*

      • ROK247

        the subject of about 18,000 find her requests, methinks.

      • luvher

        my future ex wife!!

      • dunno01

        I think it's Kourtney Kardashian

        • HuskerDu

          I think you, sir, are retarded

          • SaltWaterSamurai


        • BeardPapa

          She does have the MILF line on her belly

          • Maynard B.

            It's called a Caesarean Scar, you moron.

          • dan

            Caesarean Scar's are horizontal what your looking at is a convergence of hair found commonly on dark haired women. In slang it's known as a treasure trail.

            • bird

              C-Sec scars can be horizontal or vertical depending on the conditions at the time of surgery (though vertical C-Secs are less common). Although I agree that it isn't a C-Sec scar.

    • Brandon Hewhocrushesstuff Anyzeski

      I came across this picture and became very sad 15 minutes later when I realized the DAR was over…

    • JDubs

      Good god man, she is a gift to the world!

    • Bodhi

      shit load at that pimping gold watch to go with those golden boobies! Shit FIND HER!

    • Slauter

      That just isn't fair. Unreal.

    • Poontangler

      #11 and #48 – HOLY FUCK!

    • http://www.facebook.com/codealpha Terry Burke

      i think it's abella anderson, i might be wrong tho

      • joeschmoe

        Big fan of Abella, but that's not her.

    • pattty
  • danny

    #41 although your friend doesn't seem like a morning person per se, looks fine to me

    • james


    • aosux

      That is damn hot at any time…especially in the early morning.

    • Scum

      Very classy. I have a few suggestions where that finger could be put to better use.

      • simon

        writing a letter to your parents informing them of your crude behaviour for example?

      • sucker

        jammed up your butthole?

    • colby

      I'd like it if you'd send us a picture when she "thinks" she looks good! She's smokin hawt right there!!

      • bobo


      • dizzard

        I second that motion. All in favor?

    • Johnny Two Toes

      I came

    • Nicky b

      she doesn't realize how grateful any of us would be for the rest of our lives to wake up next to someone that "ugly" in the morning.

    • tom

      i'd tap dat ass

      • Duaneo

        Really? I couldn't see any ass in that pic. Was there a mirror I missed? 😉

    • Oshkosh

      I would jump her in the morn
      I would jump her watching porn
      I would jump her here or there
      I would jump her anywhere

      • J.Dot

        Hahahahaha – awesome! I was going to leave my own comment about her looking like a bit of a tool for doing the whole "I'm hot and giving the middle finger….ain't I a cool cat?" but your comment floored me.

    • Daniel

      Ugly on the inside can't be fixed with makeup. If she feels she is ugly, she probably is.

      • Guest

        Woah. An insightful, worthwhile comment? This can't be The Chive…….

    • ted
    • Fabio

      She's an attention whore.

    • Kylie

      Uhh, hello everyone. my name is Kylie and I posted this pic of my girl mary.
      I was just trying to show that she is hot even in the mornings. just proving her wrong. some of ya'll are makin it a serious situation… not intended.
      no need to be douchebags.
      and yes, she is hot all day everyday! 🙂

      • KyleGamgee

        Thanks for posting. 🙂 You can let her know we said she's not ugly.

    • Guest

      She is clearly just wanting attention. I hate caddy bitches that do this. They know they look good but go fishing for compliments anyway. This is the whole reason Facebook is so popular.

      • Kylie

        Look at my comment a couple before you….
        -Mary’s head bitch,
        Kylie 🙂

  • jason

    #44 ASSTASTIC!

    • Ye Olde Obvious

      Reiterate the known, obtain upward facing thumbs.

      • Brother Maynard

        Repost the same reply, obtain downward facing thumbs.

        • YOO

          Attempt to foretell the future, fail.

    • That Guy

      so many previews to hump day. i'm so excited i don't think i can sleep.

    • Captain Admiral

      While it is asstastic, I'd like to point out it is also gaptacular. Well done, Chive.

    • Poololololololol

      That's Gap-tastic!

    • Bdrizzle

      triangle gap FTW

  • RufioRufioRuFi

    Finish Him, Patty!!! #16


    • Glenn_Coco

      And I was just thinking "it sure would be nice to see more of Whitney" haha! Go Patty, Go Whitney!

    • tits but


      • RufioRufioRuFi

        Fuck you. She is AMAZING

    • dizzard


    • KyleGamgee

      Just imagine when Patty goes down 5 more pounds. YOU CAN DO IT MAN!

      Chive better do a gif.

  • Random

    #17 lol – hilarity

    • Jimbo

      Why? Because it say's KO instead of Fatality? 😛

  • The_BOFH

    #11 is the prelude to hump-day. What a great ending today!

    • Poolololololol

      Nice little gap thar.

  • langdon

    #39, may i suggest leaving a warm, steaming chud in the urinal?

    • papa

      OR just man the fuck up and flush the toilet…. Dont like that? go in a stall and flush it with your foot.

    • greasdupdeafguy

      Who left a dookie in the urinal?

  • Paula_

    Hellooooo my dear Chivers & (far more dear) Chivettes,
    I've been busy today so I'm afraid I couldn't give you the attention you deserve. But not to worry, I'm baaaaack!

    Now be a good Chiver and tell your beloved Paula how much you missed her!

    – more resistent than herpes but still awaiting a job offer from The Chive

    • http://twitter.com/yaiamhot @yaiamhot

      Blow-job offer from Chive….

      • Paula_

        Yeah that's what they wanted to hire me for, turned that one down after a 1 day tryout. Kept bumping my head against the table whenever they laughed at newly submitted pics.

        – sucking at her job

    • xXbeermonkeyXx

      now you just look desperate, you cant even think of something witty for one of the pics. its all about you, isnt it? bad troll, bad troll!

      • Paula_

        Pics? What pics? Oh those. OK dear xXNagMonkeyXx. #19, #22 and #1 are my kind of humor. Like the irony in #45 and of course #48 FTW!

        – the one that will be at the meetup whether you like it or not

        • oh4fuckssake

          Somehow, I've learned to love you Paula…….

          • really

            go watch porn… you will forget fast

          • Paula_

            Glad to see that more and more Chivers admit to what I've been saying in my tagline for a while now…

            – the one you love to hate

    • Frank


      I still cant wait to face fuck you.

      -Massive hard on for your face.

      • Paula_

        Come to the meetup and get in line.

        – the dark side of The Chive

    • PANCHO

      Paula, Obama says ur the next target

    • _PandaJerk

      Poor show. I think you're losing your touch.

    • KeyserSoze

      My day isn't complete without at least one of your posts. I'm glad you're back.

      P.S. wanna fuck sometime?

      • Paula_

        I wanna fuck all the time. Too bad I have to go to work in between.

        – the one that will be at the meetup whether you like it or not

        • KeyserSoze

          i'm gonna have to add a tagline to my posts…

          – The one who loves Paula

  • Big E

    Saturday is gonna be epic. If paula is there I will personally throw him out

    • Paula_

      Bring it!

      – the one grabbing your ass while having you in chokehold

    • firefighter23

      You mean throw it out right?

  • ezhammer

    #18 don't you quit on us Patty!!

    • http://www.facebook.com/whitney.southworth whitneysouth

      I'm stoked for all the encouragement Patty is getting…
      But worried I'm really going to start running out of things to take off.
      What then?
      A pinky?
      Maybe my pinky toe?.. It's pretty much useless anyway.. right?

      • theHoss

        Don't worry, Chivers won't mind if you run out of things to take off, you've impressed us enough already.

      • Molteninjabob

        At the point we may just have to start coming up with more inventive poses for you. 🙂

      • http://theanisette.com Daris

        Is that a beer helmet at her feet? Oh man, tell me that's a beer helmet.

        • Pepe

          You must be new.

        • GK-4

          yes, Daris, that was a Beer Helmet
          and though it's kinda late Whit,
          you should of taken out a Can for every 5 pounds…

          • http://www.facebook.com/mickael.duncan1 Mickael Duncan

            She still….

      • : )

        You may now start to substitute *very* thin black bars for clothing.

      • Senpai

        Hold the pinky severing train just a moment! Before you go an do anything carazy you know theirs always paint? Or chocolate syrup, or whip cream for that matter.

      • Del

        Pretty sure we could give a shit about Patty's weight loss…just want to see you naked!

        • GK-4

          I Still Give A Shit About Patty's Improved Image and Health

      • http://www.facebook.com/smuhlenkamp Stephen Uhlenkamp

        Might I suggest lingerie photos? Summers coming as well so Pool and Beach/Lake photos will be accepted.

      • Brother Maynard

        A bag on your head?

      • Paula_

        Don't worry, keep it classy and bring in your sister or girlfriends.

        – hoping for someday a photo with both you and Patty in it

      • Alex

        I have a simple solution.

        Continue to look great in your underwear, and take photos of you taking off other things, i.e bottle tops and lids.

    • Bud Tight

      Looks like you're trying to pick that beer can up with no hands.

    • Dr. Strange Pants

      ………Chivette Stickers?

      • please do it

        We need a NSFW version of the next two

  • http://twitter.com/yaiamhot @yaiamhot

    #7 i feel pretty…!

    • steve

      i always thought this was weird, should have poosted it first

    • Emanon

      There wasn't even a door on that closet.

  • FlyingSpagMonst

    That's what women are for.

  • http://bella-d.tumblr.com Bella

    I wish #40 went with the song in the movie.

    • DanielB

      Instead of this is halloween from the nightmanre before christmas, yeah me too.

  • FlyingSpagMonst

    I would plow her like a field. Fields love getting plowed.

    • Bad Fortune Teller

      I see chlamydia in your future…. or is it past?

      • jimbojones

        How could he contract chlamydia from his hand?

        • Pepe

          If he was petting Koala Bears earlier… you don't know shut up.

    • Fabio

      She's just fishing for compliments.

    • IrrEgular

      Attention whoring, is called.

  • percy

    #18 i've said it before but Whitney has a fantastic gap

    • its_forge

      It's really very difficult to judge gap when their knees are in different ZIP codes. Not that this in itself isn't a wonderful thing.

      • mark

        Agreed… never understood how you can refer to a "gap" when the legs are apart. Educational moment for all: The "gap occurs if, and only if, there is space between the girl's upper thighs when she is standing with her legs together. All other pictures are just a "legs spread."

        Hey, that has me thinking, Chive you must ditch "Caturday" in favor of "Spread Eagle Saturday."

        • Patricio

          Why not just have both?

  • xXbeermonkeyXx

    #18 whitney does it again! keep up the good work patty, slaying ninjas is badass #17

    • YupYupYup

      False. Slaying ninjas doesn't happen w/o PhotoShop

  • ezhammer

    #11 see through tuesday FTW!!

  • Bossman

    #41 Mary's not that bright then…

    • IrrEgular

      Oh, she's plenty of smart. She knows most people will far for her attention whoring.

  • http://www.facebook.com/gefiltafish1 Petar Đulabić

    *Quake sound on*

    • matt

      "headshot" is from UT, not quake. Noob.

  • uber guy


  • chrisdg74

    #41 – She is so wrong. I would love to wake up next to that at 6am.

  • ProvenZer0

    #17, pfffft, shopped…. wait….. no it isn't !!!!!

  • Gutterville

    #12 funny as hell

  • Royce

    So this is how it really went down with Osama… A team of Navy Seals just got in a room and said, "Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there……. With Bin Laden!" *BOOM*

  • Joe

    Refresh, refresh, refresh. Nice! DAR is up. Now to comment something witty. I will be the first to post. Oh this is exciting. Hmm… Okay something with cats, or winning. *Post ends up on second page*

    • http://www.myspace.com/theamericanmaniacs BentWrenches

      lmao see below

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