Daily Morning Awesomeness (20 Photos)

#9 OK internet! you have gone far enough!!

#16 if every household on the planet subscribed it would cover the deficit for 5 and a half days.

#15
That's just totally unrealistic.

Wolverine would retract his claws after the kill.

#16
I am thinkin my taxes already paid for those pictures.

Also, if everyone in America bought the picture for $10 that would earn a little over 3 Billiion… Subtract that from our deficit of a little over 14 Trillion and it brings us to our new deficit of… a little over 14 Trillion.

You would need to charge $45k per picture and have everyone in America buy a copy and it would almost get rid of the deficit.

Where does one find the booby pillows in number #2?

#15
YES.

#15#18 made my morning

#5 Makers Mark. Best goddam Bourbon out there

#21 FTW

Thanks reddit posters, with out you, the chive wouldn't be possible.

#21 scary man-hands!

#12. Not sure if I want the mouth and boobs, or the vag and ass. Decisions…

#2 Take the damn pillows AWAY!!!!

#2 Girl on the left looks a bit like Rachel Weiss.

She's beside herself.

Put #12 back together and give us MOAR

#12
Who is that??

win.

#3 I will never get what some people see in Julia Roberts.

lotta good ones in this lot

#11 : ))

#12, Now how easy does this make it to do the 69? YES!