It’s Monday, have you laughed yet today? (31 photos)

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  • Cake is a Lie

    #29 is going to be so Epic

    • Alec Ansusinha

      that's the first one

      • Cake is a Lie

        I know. Perhaps I should of say, hangover II is going to be so epic

        • diesel9

          im pretty sure you didnt know. since you said "#29 [as if the pic was from hangover 2] is going to be so Epic" nice try though

          • phdonme

            Who cares The Hang Over sucks…. Get over it

            • Thought it was crap

              I don't feel so bad now for not liking the first one. My brother thought it was a great film and funny as hell, I am still waiting for the funny to happen.

    • Sizzle

      You meant to say it's going to be a lame shot-for-shot remake of the original one, because that's how Hollywood works.

      • Urban

        Agreed. They should have stopped with only one.

    • its_forge

      You mean Hangover 2? The exact same movie again? And the first one wasn't that original an idea in the first place? Yeah. Epic.

    • Wade Wilson

      From what I've heard from screeners- it's a frame-for-frame/scene-for-scene remake of the first.
      I'm not even kidding; time-stamped frames from both films at simultaneous periods were identical scenes. It's pretty freaking sad, if you ask me.

      • McBeastie

        This might be a crazy and irrational move…but I'm going to wait until it comes out and I see it before I pass judgement on it. I may not see it until it appears on Netflix streaming, but I'm willing to put aside my judgement until then.

  • BMW

    Ha! #26

    • V4Vendetta14

      Yeah, that is the face I'd be making if she was putting a condom on me! LOL!!!

    • BAMFinater

      CHIVE FIND HER!!!!!

    • JimmyJohn

      proven lesbian

    • gbody

      Not that she'll ever need to know. Kudos to the teacher of the class for making sure everyone felt included, though. She's just 'special' in her own way…

    • Sparty

      Saw this in our school paper. Just to be clear, this girl does NOT do a good job of representing the girls at Michigan State… most of them don't use condoms.

  • Nick702

    #2 Certified muff diver.

    • Firefighter23

      I see what you did there

  • Alec Ansusinha

    I like #10

    • bigll72

      Really? I like Turtles!

    • working_donkey

      I liked Alec's mom on mother's day. Then I told her to GET OUT!

  • Shawn

    #29

    • dibbs

      why does Phil have to go to ER? is the reason on the photos during the credits?

      • Raymond

        It was supposed to be but it was never shown. Been driving me crazy since.

  • Poppin Fresh

    #8 It's Doc Brown!!

    • evan

      How funny would this be if you walked out of a store and saw this scene?

      • Poppin Fresh

        confusing at first, then hilarious, but maybe sad later… unless he got it up to 88 mph and it worked… then amazing.

    • Emitt Brown

      "At this rate, I'll never get to eighty-eight miles per hour!"

  • Justin Hall

    #5 Cool fort, bro.

  • xXbeermonkeyXx

    #18 lol me too!

    • bubblerider86

      i knew something was going on in that big blue house…..

  • http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

    #7 D'OH!

  • DistractedIndividual

    #28 WTF? That's an awesome answer though:)

    • doreen

      You'd have thought the high-heel prints next to the hand prints would've been a dead giveaway, but then some people are stupid…….

      • DistractedIndividual

        Comment fail-

      • doreen

        Bloody page jumping!!! Damn you Firefox 4!!!! :@:@:@

        • http://www.facebook.com/people/Tomas-Larence-Calvillo/568832816 Tomas Larence Calvillo

          White poop most likely means your liver is failing. Not good at all.

          • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jordon-Busch/35700460 Jordon Busch

            Or they did a ton of coke!

      • DaddyD

        Gene Simmons has been known to wear high heels … and who knows … maybe he can't spell his own first name.

        Plus she's not bad looking, so all is forgiven.

      • its_forge

        Yes clearly you have not seen some of Mr. Simmons' boots.

  • MacNCheesePro

    #17 #19 #22 and #28 had me rolling!!

  • http://www.soundcloud.com/penguinbrown kangoskatbot

    #4 I stand by this.

  • MacNCheesePro

    #7 not #17, but that one is good too.

  • McBeastie

    To #10, you know who else likes blowjobs and anal? #5, that's who.

  • equalizermax

    #22 – Find Her!

  • Michael Brown

    So many stinking repeats! Come on chive, get new material.

    • Niels Bohr

      But using Yoda as an avatar; that shit has never been done before.

    • Paula_

      Yo dawg, see that SUBMIT PICS button on the top right? YOU make The Chive come to life!

      Hugs,
      Pauwla
      – it places the lotion in the basket

      • ranD

        gonna have to watch it paula, you start making sense and the haters are gonna be ALL sorts of confused 😉

    • master

      I agree. 1/3 were repeats.

      • Paula_

        It clicks the SUBMIT PICS button on the top right,
        it submits original pics,
        it has done something good for the world,
        Paula still cals it an asshole though as that is what Paula does.

        Hugs though,
        Paula
        – submitting pics from time to time

  • WinningChiver

    #9 CSI Sesame Street

  • WoogyMonster

    #1 She needs a Chive T-shirt. Those fun bags are ginormous!

    • JASON IN PC

      yeah, but the ass bags that order stock for the chive would never think to order in a shirt that would fit her.
      signed a large guy with a really small chive shirt

      • JimmyJohn

        what do u think Patty is doing? eat a salad. when clothes start to not fit properly i dont go blaming the guy that makes the clothes. order 2 shirts and learn to sew. u win, gain a trade and theChive makes $$

    • northerner

      Ginormous. AND UGLY.

    • ranD

      so… no one else thinks they are shopped titties huh?

      • Paula_

        We pray they're not.

        Hugs,
        Paula
        – well at least I do

  • ArTay

    #1 Golden Tee = Awesome

    • JPV

      That honestly was teh first thing I noticed; it was like hey its a douche in front of 1 of the greatest games
      and look at …. WTF its epic

  • Chicago_Animal

    I’ll probably DL Hangover 2 but no way I would pay to see what is the same plot of the first one. They couldn’t come up with a different plot then use the same plot in a different location? They should have watched other movies that have done that and see how good they are….like Home Alone 2 and on.

    • BMac

      Home Alone 2 was my favorite one of the series

  • lastweekpenguin

    If you don't have enough new laughs, don't make a lame ass post Chive. All f'n repeats.

    • ranD

      i dont believe im about to say this but, im gonna side with what paula of all people said above. you want the chive to be better HIT THE SUBMIT BUTTON. if you dont want to do that, then shut up and enjoy the free ride.

  • misschris

    #30 – Eat shit Derek.

    • Glenn_Coco

      Hey Derek, sprechen sie dick?

      • brennan and dale

        prestige…. worldwide!!!

  • TPPP

    #3 Human Centipede on ice?

    • Paula_

      SURPRISE BUTTSEX!

      Hugs,
      Paula
      – busy in a fort right now

    • HUH?

      *sniff* no, its definitely you……

  • https://www.facebook.com/Aytchie Aytchie Jansen

    #28 made me chuckle

  • MoistSnuff

    #1 Looks like Lisa Kudrow only with mongo fun bags

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