Science fiction Ikea Instructions are so simple (4 HQ Photos)

These photos via our good friends over at Collegehumor.


  • Paula_

    I want my account back!

    – the one that got robbed

    • superfuckingburnt

      your a bitch

      • TicTac


        • superfuckingburnt

          and you're an asshole. thanks

          • OneClownShoe

            I'd seriously rather be an asshole than stupid.

    • MacNCheesePro

      We need to let Paula have her account back! You can't have good without evil!

      • SweetAwesomeness

        we all agree paula was an annoying bitch….but seriously….its not that hard to skip over the comments and move on…..

        no need to hack his account just because some guy had a problem with all the attention he was getting

    • Niels

      Nice try John, Leo, Patty, whoever…

      • Paula_

        Oh hell when will you guys ever figure it out, I'm in the European office of The Chive!!! There, now was that so difficult to figure out? Shees.

    • DCBizzle

      you can't get anymore of a negative rating though can you so what's the difference if you just made a new account? I'm sure you can acquire that -140 or whatever it was again easily.

    • durkadurka

      You get nothing and you will like it!

  • dum rednek

    you go Paula!!!! we support you!!!!

    • Kyle Retrato

      No we don't.

    • Henrik

      You're a dumb redneck alright.

  • EricAlex

    "Taken" from Collegehumor.

    • El Chiverino

      but credited, so I at least give em that much…

    • jimbojones

      Wow, did you figure that out all by yourself? I mean, I was confused by the 'CollegeHumor' text on the side & would have NEVER have figured that out on my own. You must be some sort of super-genius!

  • slutifer

    wibbly wobbly lol

    • Rich

      But where's the timey wimey?

    • bob

      timey wimey

    • BigPhil

      I wear a fez now, fezzes are cool.

  • b-ry

    not sure i see the need for this post to be in HQ.

    • friofuego

      your a homo

    • Kevin O'Connell

      Debbie Downer! ^^

  • Terry Burke

    #4 no purple! damn right! green or blue. but why is red not acceptable? red ones are badass

    • Terry Burke

      so you're all saying you liked episodes 1,2, and 3?

  • buuillis

    Tooooootally forgot I took acid when I woke up today

    • really?

      probably was fake then…. you should remember. get it? it's a joke.

  • the_junglist

    Nicely Done. The possibilities are endless. I can see something spawning out of this.

  • joko ngelono


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  • FueledByAdrenaline

    #5 LOL @ ∞x for the dowel pins!!!

    • FueledByAdrenaline

      Actually, it's kinda funny that they require dowel pins for every invention…

  • lolicon

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  • Sizzle

    Saw this on Geekologie earlier.


    • nick

      first posted on College Humor

  • ROK247

    enough of this fluff – lets see some meetup pics! ROLL THAT BEAUTIFUL BEAN FOOTAGE!

  • xXbeermonkeyXx

    #5 must be bigger on the inside. id love to see how ikea would solve that problem

  • gofistyourself

    fuck you ikea, i'm not puttin my own shit together … i'd like my furniture to *not* fall apart the first time i put something on it

    • Ryecrash

      If it falls apart then you're not following the instructions. I've proven that an Ikea bed can easily support a rough threesome.

      • gofistyourself

        instructions ?

      • Paula_

        Yeah but 2 dogs only count for 1 person.

        – the one that got robbed

  • et phone home

    I get the others, but what is #5 from?

    • The Hatter

      Doctor Who
      It's what we British watch when we're not drinking tea or playing cricket

      • DaddyD

        It's what Americans watch when we're too stoned to change the channel.

        • FueledByAdrenaline

          It's what Russians watch when they want credible Western intel.

  • marklarbitch

    you robbed yourself. shutup

  • manofabsinthe

    Great Scott!

  • wkdfrog

    Funniest gallery for a while 🙂

  • Nicnac

    two of these don't deliver.

    We don't see the step where you feed the cattle to the t-rex.
    And, more important, we don't see where you get to cut stupid Jar Jar's head off.

    • bennyboy

      0x jar jar's are required

  • Blah Blah Boy

    #5 Fezzes are cool. Everyone will be wearing them in the future.

  • Jimmy

    Is CollegeHumor dying a slow death. Used to be greatness, now pales in comparison to The Chive

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