Daily Morning Awesomeness (20 Photos)


  • Paula_

    Hellooooo darlings! It's time for… PMS. PMS? Paulas Monthly Suggestion.
    This months site is:
    >>> http://j.mp/jXTKEW <<<
    Paulas review: The saying: "This looks shopped" gets a whole new meaning here. Often high quality work. Be sure to check the 'contest' and 'galleries' in the top menu.
    Paulas rating: **** (4/5)
    Please enter your comments and rating (max 5 *) below.

    – the one you love to hate

    • mojomojo444

      NO, I hate you and want to destroy you

      preferably with a bat and nails

      • Mr. Obvious

        Paula = Bob (from the chive)

        Stop being fucking puppets, chivers.

        • mojomojo444

          I suppose if it is Bob then that would make sense why he only has enough time to throw together threads about the Top 15 swimming pools and when someone is selling The Home Alone House then.

          I mean seriously, swimming pools???

          • Paula_

            Mojomojo, Y U no like my pools?

            – shhht, they is getting closer

            • mojomojo444

              You clearly aren't Bob, you're in England for a start

              • Paula_

                England??? Oh? No.

                – absolutely not in England

            • oh4fuckssake

              Give us back the real Paula. You suck barbed donkey dong.

    • Ben from Aus

      You're a cunt

    • Ben

      Fucking Paula…

    • Paula_

      Oh and by popular request: last months site was: http://j.mp/is3D2D (***** 5/5, 836 views so far).

      – the one who knows exactly who thumbs her up and down

    • FLIPPS

      Everytime i see your name i almost want to stop coming here…………. GOD how i Hate you so much

      • LAZYN8R

        Why do you all keep fueling her trolling? If she bugs you so much, ignore her… Keep giving thumbs down and commenting with negativity and it's only going to give him/her a sense of accomplishment.

      • Paula_

        So… what you're saying is: every time you see my name you come (but want to cut down on that). Wow. I know people find me sexy, but THAT sexy… that's a first. I'll take it as a great compliment. Either that or you get off really fast and easy.

        – you just came again while reading my name, I know it!!
        Paula Paula Paula Paula Paula!

        • Fapmaster

          Now I'm dehydrated.

        • iloveQuatchi

          My balls just retracted into my body from that massive orgasm from all those paulas…uh… at the end.

      • panama99

        FLIPPS do like I do, simply give her a "thumbs up" vote. I don't even read her trash. I look for her name and vote a Thumbs Up and move on. I gave her 5 thumbs up today. That effects her rating somehow. In a bad way

    • Lyrex


  • _hater_

    #10. It's a trap!

    • ryan

      It's.. A Peanut butter Cookie!

    • H.Manback

      That's no cookie. It's a space station…

    • ronin

      What!! your really going to drink out of that collectors galss!!!

    • Nodgey

      that cookie apears to have a sphincter….

  • mojomojo444


    Yeah my balls just went back in a bit

    • Johnny Two Toes

      My guess is the picture is positioned just right and the ground is about 10 feet below them.

    • lawrence

      wut are the helmets for?

    • northerner

      Yeah. And locked my butt up tight like a weld. Hate heights. Even a possible illusion of height. Feels like an ice cube suppository.

  • mojomojo444


    I'm gonna take a punt and say no female cleaner did this

    • Bill

      I guess McGyver did that

    • http://yourmomma.com Mook

      If this is so `Brilliant`, then why are they cleaning floors for a living?

      • mojomojo444

        They are probably an immigrant who was a neurosurgeon back in thier homeland

  • 2theblackhole

    #18 my mind just flipped shit

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Luis-Francisco-Rodriguez-Lugo/635776387 Luis Francisco Rodriguez Lugo

      So long, and thanks for all the fish?

  • Truck

    Yeah you did, and yeah it is.

    • IllicitWeaponry

      I wonder if it was a black truck.

    • Anon

      I bet it's a stick [shift].

      • PoppinFresh

        things would have to be pretty damn crazy if the shifter was behind the wheel.

  • Ben from Aus

    Paula is a kunt

    • Anon

      Yes she is a cunt

    • hMMMM

      Your name looks like "Ben from Anus"

    • That Guy

      that name is a dirty word. please don't use it. you can say ass, shit, fuck, bitch, slut and most anything else…. just not p@%!a.

      • oh4fuckssake

        shut up, cunt.

  • Surf and Snow

    #6 agreed. Some one please take her out. Progressive marketing dept, if you Chive and you read this… Enough!

    • chaz

      seal team 6?

    • McBeastie

      I'd still hit that.

    • TinFoilHatSoldier

      The fact that it is here and we are talking about it means it's pretty effective. Perosonally, i think marketing teams give up on really good campaign ideas too quickly these days.

      • ...

        The whole "All publicity is good publicity" doesn't work with products.

        1: Watch crappy commercial.
        2: Rant about crappy commercial.
        3: People have no interest in product from crappy commercial.
        4: ???
        5: Profit!

    • j22

      realized i havent seen one of these in weeks. No cable, just hulu plus and netflix.

    • Gern Blanston

      I'd glaze Flo!

    • TotallyNotAGeek

      What's really starting to get annoying is commercials that switch scenes like Old Spice, and Edge shave gel, and Dairy Queen. DQ is the worst.

  • sarah

    #10 a long time ago…there was the best snack time ever!

    • KyleGamgee

      I wish this was in the future and not the past. Then maybe I could look forward to it happening.

  • Livinthedreamm

    #11 Ron wins

  • lahdel

    #8 so, ummm, i take it it's a stick?

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Taylor-Washington/100000140471880 Taylor Washington

    #4 can a cat chill in peace?

  • Ben

    #9 Ima straight gangsta son

  • SuperiorTo8

    #9 Shhhh. Be vewy vewy quiet. I'm hunting bawoon wabbits. AaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaa

    • DoubleD

      She's freaking Airborne paratrooper – that's dope. Death to clowns, from above!

  • nasty dB

    #19 u can make sandwiches with this? :O

    • Paula_

      Actually yes… you know, 2 guys, 1 girl… Never done that??

      – loving the quadruple sandwich

      • MigraineBoy

        That's actualy pretty funny.

  • http://www.funnyphotos.co.za Andy

    flipping awesome lunch break those guys are having on the beams

    • mojomojo444

      Sorry, I do not know to which photo you are referring.

      Now if only this was a class site which had such an inbuilt feature, that would make it an oarsome site

  • Chive_On


    Pure awesomeness.

    • Ret

      This is pretty common here in Italy

      • platform

        same here in germany

        • xXbeermonkeyXx

          all over europe actually, the bread sticks and nutella are awesome, but the ice tea that comes with it is horrible

      • Zoey

        Stupid America! Why can't we get this! I have to buy my animal crackers separately from my Nutella!

        • yuyu

          you don't get it in the US of A? it's all over the place here in mexico
          ooh the creamy deliciousness

    • Nils

      It isn't that good imo.

  • ERIC

    #18 meanwhile in australia, people are falling of the sea

  • tommybhoy

    #21 Want !!!!!!!

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Benton-McGrath/587208531 Benton McGrath

    #9 Makes me think gangs would be more accepted by society if they had drive by water balloonings rather than shootings.

  • IllicitWeaponry

    #5 in a perfect world………golf wouldn't exist.

    • Knuckles Grymm

      That's what I used to think…till my first round.

    • That Guy

      well played.

    • hahahaha

      probably a reply from a woman….

    • http://www.facebook.com/timothy.parrish3 Timothy Parrish

      What else would you put on Sunday afternoons to take a nap??

  • The Guy

    I'd bang Flo fo sho. #6

  • DanielB

    #9 this couldnt be any cooler if the little girl was Bill Murray, or could it?

  • juggernaut


    okay, so did the real death star laser look as much like an asshole as the one on this cookie does? because if so, i really need to re-visit some of my childhood memories.

  • CoLNo1

    #8 What? How?……Where?….But…………HOW??

    • HUH?

      what? shes nuts
      where? shes nuts
      how? shes nuts

      all you need to know

blog comments powered by Disqus
Back to the top